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Whatare the names thatpeople should avoid? Whichnames grate on yourears when you hear them? We allhave favorite names,and let's face it-- Not too many folks would name a child Bertha orDelmer these days-- We all have out least favorites too. This is youropportunity to vent! Be sure to check out our page on Overall Trends you Dislike, too.PLEASEREAD THE GUIDELINES BEFORE YOU SUBMIT ANAME!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: Justbecause these names are on this page doesn't mean the names are notgood, special, or otherwise valid to others out there. Whether or notyou like a name is purely subjective. This page tries to allow peopleto express their opinions about names that THEY (and in some cases ONLYTHEY) dislike. In fact, if you look on the YourFavoriteNames page, most of them havebeen submitted there as well.These are not necessarily MY opinions, rather those of contributors,copied and pasted verbatim, spelling errors and all. Some of *my*favorite names are even on here, too (what's wrong with Julian, Bessand Ada?!?)! Please do note-mail me if you disagree.Thus said... On tothe Names!
Aaron....Idislike because...I get a headache when I hearit...it sounds like arrow.
Abigail:
- Abigail/Abby/Abbi,etc. - as a pre-k teacher I can assure you there are enough Abbys! Yes,it's cute, but it is no longer different, and spelling it or it'snickname creatively will not change that.
- I for onecan't imagine anyone under the name of 50 with this name. Abby is nice,but Abigail is a bit too far, don'cha think?
- I havealways thought Of Abigail as a old lady name. I cant picture it onanyone who is younger than 100
Abby-achurch---appropriate for a nun
Ada-
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I think ofa old lady whohas a huge mole on the side of her face yelling at her husband "I WANTMORE COFFEE" sitting in her rocking chair.Bleh.
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name foran 80 yr. oldgrandmother
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Have-asome lemon-ada!
Adam:Just sounds like a dippy kid, the kind who can be goaded into stickinghis tongue on a frozen metal pole, not once but twice.
Addison
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Addison'sDisease. JFK hadit. Not pretty.
- I dislikethe name Addison because it is a last-name and a boy name that MEANSSon of Adam. It has been taken over for girls despite what the realmeaning is. I also dislike how these name book authors who I oncerespected are changing the traditional meanings of names to pleaseparents who want to give names that mean son of to their daughters andtell them Addison means daughter of Adam, etc I just don't care fornames for girls that have the word son in it. What's next having a sonand naming him Bobdaughter or Jennidaughter?
Adelaide: Hey Adelaide, do you wantsome Kool-Aid or some lemonade?
ADOLPH, ADOLFO Makes me think ofHitler.
Adonis:I seriously suggest not using names from GreekMythology. You might as well name your kid Ajax or Daedalus. Unless youalready used those names for his older brothers. And Adonis reminds meof the word cone.
Adrian: justseems wimpy to me.
Adrienne: Yo!Adrienne! Plus so many people insist uponignoring the French spelling and pronouncing it Adrian.
Agatha: Awitch witha big wart on her nose, cacklingmadly while stirring toad's eyes into her morning oatmeal.
Aidan
- If you'reIrish, fine, if you're not, back off! Stop ruining their lovely names!
- Aiden/Caiden - Everyone I know who hasnamed their son this thinks theyare being unusual ... check it out folks, these names are NOW verypopular and your son will go through school being known as Aiden T. orCaiden W. - Face it, these are now common names.
- Aidanand any names that rhyme with Aidan.There are plenty already, andputting C, K, Br, or J at the beginning adds pretention, notuniqueness.
Albert/Al
- Heyheyhey,it's Faaaat Albert!
- this namemakes me think of grumpy old men
Alec:Stop beinga smart-alec!
alexandra Ithink this name is getting to popular and youhear it a bit to much now.
Alexia Soyou're tired of Alexis, Alexa, Alexandra andfriends, but you still want to call your child Lexi. Yawn. This namewas old and tired before it even became popular. Couple that with thefact that alexia is also a neurological disorder where the patient isunable to read. It usually results from brain trauma. Not the bestassociation for a name.
Alexia/Alexis/Alexa/etc...Way too popular, and to me itsounds snooty
Alexis
- Clack,clack, clatter, no softness to this name at all.
- This issupposed to be a boy's name, and it's too hard-edged for my taste. It'snot soft and pretty like a girl's name should be.
Alicia:This is my name and there are too many pronunciations. Is it a-LEE-sha,a-LEE-see-a, a-LISH-a, a-LISH-ee-a...(etc.). Save everyone the troubleand spell it how you want it said, even if it's not as pretty.
Alissa (and variants)
- It's toonasally, sounds really stuck-up.
- There arejust too many ways to pronounce this name. Uh-LISH-uh, uh-LISE-sa,Uh-LISS-Uh, etc. There are also two billion variations on the name:Aleesa, Alyssa, Alisa, etc. No little girl wants to have her namemispronounced or misspelled all the time.
Allegra:Not only is it an allergy medicine, it has always made me think of askin disease.
Allison: I cannot stand thisspelling of the name. Why would youname your child All Is On? Plus I don't even think the name itself ispretty.
Aloysius: This has to be one ofif not THE worst boy's name inexistance. In addition to it just sounding horrible in a pretentiouskind of way, it's hard to spell. Finally there's the matter of it beingdifficult to say the name without spitting.
Alvin: ...and the Chipmunks
Amanda:
- being myname, I have heard "You're a man, duh!" way too many times. This is whyI will always be Mandy.
- My name isAmanda and there are always at least four other Amandas everywhere Igo. "You're Amanda O? No... Amanda M, right?" gets really tiring.
- Soundslike a cheerleader, and too over used. I had a high school class withfive of them.
Amber:
- She andher sister Krystle'sglory days were when they made the varsitycheerleading squad. Unfortunately it was downhill from there.
- This is alovely name. Don't spoil it with over use.
- Giving aperson the name of a stone as a name is just a little pretentious, orat least I think so. That goes for Emerald, Ruby, Pearl, Sapphire,Diamond, and other similar names as well. It's a little like namingsomeone Gold or Silver - it sounds kind of silly. Also, there are lotsof words in other languages that have the same meaning, so there arealternatives for people that hear the names and think of beauty andelegance. Just remember, there can be gaudy costume jewelry too, andthat could be another common association...
Amberleighor any other "leigh" name: Notonly are these baby names overusedby yuppies with more money than sense, they're also frequently found aspart of street names in pseudo-British "upscale" housing developmentswith huge decks, large minivans, and no trees.
Amelia:mealy sounding.
America:
- creepy...
- There aremore practical ways to show patriotism than naming your child after thecountry.
Amos:Just wait till all the kids in schoollearn about the digestive systemand he can be called Anus for all eternity.
Amy:
- The babypops out. "Crud, I didn’t think of a name! Uhh... Amy!" It'slikea name you use when you can't think of anything or a name used when youreally don’t care what they’re gonna be called.Talk aboutboring. Lots of Amy's are also psychotic. And let's face it- the namehas very babyish qualities to it.
- Okay Iabsolutely dispise this name for many reasons. First off its way toocommon. Plus when I hear the name Amy I picture a boring annoying girl.Now I have an aunt Amy and she's an execption to my beliefs as I assumethere are plenty others. Finally I know way too many girls named Amythat have just been awful experiences even knowing them.
- My name isAmy, and it sounds to babyish. I would've added another name to it.
Anais: To me it sounds too muchlike "anus".
Anasta-Jah: I had no idea whatthis name even was until it waspronounced. It's a mangling of my favorite girls' name, Anastasia. Ifthey wanted to give her an alternate spelling, they could have chosensomething like Anastazija or Anastasziya.
Andy:the kind of guy that is always mooning aroundsmiling nervously, dropping things, bumping into doors and always getsstuck fetching everybody's lunch orders.
Angel
- snooty andpretentious without being cool. It's a nickname, like Muffin.
- This is myname. I don't like it a lot, but not for the obvious religiousconnotations. It's just the fact that for as long as I can rememberpeople have been spelling it Angle. As in "triangle". Also, whenever Itell someone my name, they automatically assume it's really Angela orAngelina or Angelica or WHATEVER. I practically have to show them mybirth certificate to prove it! So, while it's a lovely name and soundsbeautiful, I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.
- Angel isabout one of the most un-masculine names there are, and I've comeacross several boys with this name. Of course, the parents think it'scutesy, but in reality, that little boy is going to be teased every dayof the rest of his life, until he's an adult who can't stand it anymoreand finally ends up going by the nickname Angus.
- what areangels? Yeah, that's right. They're dead people.
- This nameis also an adjective and no one is really an angel.
- I don'tknow where people get the idea that angels are all beautiful women inwhite dresses hanging out on clouds with harps, that get their wingsevery time Jimmy Stewart rings a bell. In the bible, angels can bepretty mean; leveling cities and generally carrying out God's dirtywork. Thus said, either way this name seems like an awful lot for achild to have to live up to!
Angelina: Way too cutesy. I don'tlike it when people as a trend nametheir children after a currently famous celebrity, because it justseems like you're setting yourself up to be let down. What if thatcelebrity is no longer famous and your stuck with a recognizable name?
Angus: a seventy-year-oldScotchman who coughs hard enough to crackhis own ribs but still has that nasty pipe sticking out of his face.
ANN-
- It's just"an" with an extra N. An apple, an orange. It's a word used to replaceA when the next word starts with a vowel. Who made it a name?
- yep thisis my first name. Bad enough everyone on the planet has this as amiddle name and feels compelled to let me know, then people ask why mymother didn't give me a "real" first name as opposed to a middle name.
ANNAok, it's cute... everyone loves it... lets move on. I had to change myname because I was sick and tired of being the third, fourth, andsometimes even Fifth Anna in my math or English class
Annabelle:Makes me think of a cow
Annalie/Anna-Lee/Annaliese/Annalise:All of these soundlike "anally" to me!
Annie: Somepoor barefoot farm girl from Oklahomadreaming of getting to the big city so she can ride in a taxi.
Arabella:some disease of childhood that makes red spotscome out on you.
Ariana:Ariana the Aryan?
Ariel:a mermaid, or else the thing that lets you pick upfar-off TV stations and blows down in storms.
Art:sounds like a dog barking.
Asher:Gesundheit!
Ashley or Jenny incrediblycliché
ASHLEY
- Ashley/Ashleigh/Ashlee:First of all, this used to be a man's name. Second of all, it isentirely WAY too common.
- because ireally think that they are taking over the place.
- Ashley,Ashleigh, Ashlee-Ashley and any variations. This name is actuallyhistorical and used to be a man's name (Anyone remember "Gone With the
Wind"?), and even then it wasn't so hot. The beginning, "ash", seems tosuggest a person who smokes. - Extremelyoverused, and sounds too much like a dumb blonde; besides, it wasintended to be used as a man's name!
- It is aboy's name and completely overused for girls!
- Ashleigh/Ashley:4% of the student population at the school I teach at (400 students)have this name - boys and girls! Snore. Not very original.
Ashlyn: Hey, who told you Ashleywas Ash combined with Lee anyway?
Ashton: gesundheit!
ASIA Cultural appropriation isgenerally a bad idea. Parents namingtheir child this should know that it sounds trashy and uneducated, not"beautiful" and "exotic". Equally ridiculous-sounding are : DALLAS,DAKOTA, CHYNNA, etc.
Aspen
- When Ithink of Aspen, naturally, I think of mountains. Which is notaltogether bad, except for when it is associated with a girl. Let'sjust say I hope she's not well endowed. An example of what one mighthear in the boys locker room: "I saw Aspen's mountains today, guys!"
- anytimeyou start a name with and "as*" sound, it's NOT good
Astrid: sounds like ass-turd.
Attracta: An old Irish name,used until people realised theyactually had farming on the brain and were naming their daughter 'atractor'. Derivative of 'attractive' A lot of my relatives are namedthis, (incidentally i live in Ireland)
Atticus: Almost as bad asnaming your kid Scout. It's the name acreepy old guy should have who lives in a castle on a mountain inScotland. And I don't usually think of "Too Kill A Mockingbird", ifthat's what you wanted. I think of the word "Attic", or a name thatshould be in a Harry Potter book. Not a good association.
Aubrey:
- Only nameyour child this if he is going to grow up to be a Scottish Laird.
- It soundslike the reject version of "Audrey". Maybe a 70 year old lady wouldhave this name, but I'm pretty sure no other generation under that willhave a name close to that.
- veryunmanly, probably due to it sounding so similar to Audrey.
- Currentlyexperiencing a modest revival as well as a sex change. Does no onerealize that this is in fact a male name? I mean, etymologicalgenderbending is one thing but sheer ignorance is kinda annoying...oramusing, your choice.
August: August/Augustin/Augustine/Augustina,I don't care which oneyou pick, it's still got the word GUST in it and it's not even going towork unless your kid was born in August.
Augustus: Augustus Gloop fromthe Willy Wonka Chocolate Factorybook. Nuff said.
Austin. tired of this name. Iwork with young children, and theremust be 50 Austins
Avery:
- reminds meof the word Ovary.
- rhymeswith slavery?
Avis:Rental car.
Babette:somebody's fancy French poodle with pik toenailpolish and pink bows in her hair.
Bailey-reminds me of a jailer---"Bailiff!"
Bambi:a deer, and a male deer at that. Tacky strippername.
BARBARA Tome, it sounds old and snooty, plus I don'tcare for the nicknames barb, makes me think of barb-wire and Barbiejust sounds plastic.
Barbie--norBarbara, not even Barbra, as in Striesand andI think she's great. I can just hear that Berrrrbeeee sound!
Barney:is anybody actually named this? I picture asportscaster unable to ever lower his voice below a bellow.
Bart
- Are youthe farting, annoying, kid named "Bart" off the Simpsons? do you fartalot? a kid with name will most likely get the nickname "Farting Bart".Do You want your kids to go through that?
- It rhymeswith fart and also barf.
Bartholomew: Sounds like "barf" and wealready have Bart Simpson anyway.
Belinda
- All I canthink is: poor Peter McKay...
- This namedoes not age well...I am unable to imagine any adult women with thisname. It's the samedifference as a five-year-old named Mildred.
Bella,Belle: has a bonging, clangingsound.
Benjamin: Ireally don't know why people seem to likethis name. To me it sounds like an old grandfather. In fact it remindsme of Uncle Ben from Uncle Ben's rice!
Bert:Bert and Ernie
Bertha
- For methis name conjures up images of beached whales.
- bertha isone of those names that would come form down south..i may live in thesouth..south carolina to be exact..but come on. someone has to think ofsomething better than that!
- Thearchetypal "naming don't" name. Most people associate it with a loudold lady. Hopelessly out of date.
Bess-I know a beautiful, slender girl named Bess, but every time I hear hername I still think of a big brown and white cow chewing cud in a meadow.
Bess(-ie, -y)- Can you imaginethis name on anyone besides a cowor a girl living in a trailer park? It sounds so farmyard!
Beth: I dislike the name Beth.It sounds like a country girl thatgets picked last in… ohh I don’t know, the sportofcow-milking.
Betty/Judy: Generic fiftiesbubblegum names. Elizabeth's allright, but their are better ways to shorten it. Judith works well onit's own.
BEULAH Now this name soundslike the word "bugle" or the sound ofa note coming out from a Tuba. Sounds like a name you would give toyour pet
Beyoncé: It's justtrashy-sounding.
Bibi: and her little brotherBullet.
Bill- It's old-man-like. Itmakes me think of a pudgy bald man.
Billy Joe Bob: When I hear thisname it makes me think of ahilbilly. Also at school, it was used way to much just as an example!Billy Joe Bob did this or Billy Joe Bob did that.
Blaze- What if the kid ends upbeing really slow and not very"firey". What then? Lazy Blaze? Seems like it would be hard to havethis name and not get made fun of.
Bob- I feel that this is aboring name that brings to mind aforty-year-old balding accountant.
Boston: Why are people namingtheir children after cities? Alsothere's the Boston Terrier dog... "Class, I'd like you to welcome yournew classmate, Boston Barker."
Bradley: All I can think ofwhen I hear this name is the littlemetal brads you use to fasten papers together.
Brayden, Braden:
- It soundslike the action Braiding pronounced Braid en'
- To me itsounds like a verb pertaining to donkeys and mules. "What's thatnoise?" "Oh, it's just old Pedro braydin'."
Brandon- It’s a name of acity for one thing, also a surname. Itjust doesn’t sound good as a first name at all. It soundslike“Branded”, “Brandumb”.
Brandy/Brandi
- Sure, I'llname my child after an alcoholic beverage! Her brother is Martini!
- Any timeyou use the name of a type of alcohol to name your child, you shouldwonder where the motivation comes from? What's next? "Come here, Rum"
Braxton:
- "Braxton-Quackston".Also, sounds like a hillbilly name .
- Did themother misread her medical chart? Welcome to the world, Braxton Hicks.
Brenda:Sounds too much like "benda". Or "blenda".
Brey-I just think it's strange...Sounds like gray, andthat certainly isn't cheerful. Also, it reminds me of barnacles forsome odd reason, Brey, brackish water, boats...
Brianna: Verypopular in my town and very unappealing,read or spoken. Is this the female form of Brian? Is the nickname Brieor Anna?
Brice or Bryce.While it's gained some popularity in thepast few years, my husband is in his 30's and until I met him I hadnever ever met another human being with this name. Why would anyonetorture their child with this horrid name? Growing up, his name wasalways mispronounced. People see Brice and assume there has been a typosomewhere and what we meant was Bruce or Brian. Think about your kidbeing picked on "Brice Brice Baby" and other little annoying nicknames.Or for the rest of their lives people asking for Bruce and having toconstantly correct them.
Bridget:
- This is anice name, but do not attempt to use it outside of Ireland.
- Soundslike birdsh*t or "bridge it." Not at all pretty.
Brie:As with Colby, this is CHEESE.
Brielle:sounds like a brioche only softer. I'd like acrabcake on a brielle with tartar sauce.
Britney, Britni, Brittnieetc.
- There'sway too many of them. Definently a cheerleader name. Can you imagineBrittany as an old lady? Didn't think so.
- WAY tomany of them and putrid to boot.
- Brittni-I dislike this name; it sounds like a snobbish cheerleader who'sobsessed with makeup. Besides, it is butchering the spelling of thename Brittany, which is beautiful in itself.
- This is myname...*sigh*. First of all, it's way too common. In one of my sixthgrade classes a long while ago I was known as "Brittany E." becausethere were three of us in the class. Second, there are millions ofdifferent ways to spell this. We did presentations in eigth grade inwhich we had to give feedback on peices of paper, and 55% the kids inmy class spelled my name wrong. "Brittney", "Britni", etc. Thepossibilities are endless. Third, over the age of twenty-five, thename'll be liked even less. It's great for little kids, but on anadult...beware, cuteness will have you puking. Fourth, the nicknames.My little sister calls me "Brat-ney". Fifth (I just keep going...) itdoesn't really have a meaning. I looked up my name and all I discoveredwas "a region in France".
- soundslike bratny
- It's like,totally a cheerleader name, like, I mean, whatever ya know?
- I feelthat this name is too popular. I can name at least 20 little girls withthis name. I also think that the name is too cute for a 30-year-oldwoman.
- Brittney:I can't picture an older lady name Brittney either and I also think itsounds like a snobs name.
Brogan: a SHOE, and a big clunkyone at that.
Brooklyn: Charmless. What'snext, Bronx?
Bruno: strong-arm man whoterrorizes the shopkeepers ito payingprotection money.
Buddy: Since this website isdirected at people naming pets as wellas children, I have to beg. Please no more dogs named Buddy! Same goesfor "Lady." Any all-breed rescue in the country is likely to have 6 ofeach at any given time.
Buffy:It sounds like a dog's name, it ceases to be cuteafter the age of five, and she's going to get bad jokes about vampireslaying for the rest of her life.
Burt -sounds like somebody burping - "buuuurt...."
Buster,for a boy (that would seem obvious, but...). Thename seems a concerted effort to force machismo on a child or toindicate the machismo of the parents (suggesting that one of saidparents feels less than manly). On the other hand, the name also isused as the beginning of an admonishment. Hey, buster, what are youdoing to my car with that coin? The name substitutes for not knowingsomeone's name, as in "Hey, Buster, what are you doing?" Also, Busteris a nickname, an awful nickname but a nickname none-the-less. Thisname should never appear on a birth certificate as anything other thana last name (and even then should be changed as soon as possible!).
Buzz:Sounds like someone who sits in front of the TV intheir underwear all day
Camden:nobody who's ever been in or passed through CamdenNew Jersey would want to use this one. Two words: urban blight.
Cadence:It's what military marching songs are called ("Idon't but I've been told..." you get the drift). That's not a horribleassociation, but when I see the name, all I see is Kay- DENSE, theemphasis being on DENSE. So it makes me think of a bubbly blondairhead. As with all the overpopular "Kay" names (Kayla, Kaylee,Makayla, Kaylynn, etc.), I can't seem to say it without slipping intoan exaggerated hick accent, so I can't picture this name on anintelligent, elegant young woman.
Cailin,Kaylin, Kailyn,Q'haellynne etc.:
- the actualirish is cailín and pronounced kinda 'kyle-ye-een' (mostpeoplecant get the 'ye' in there without sounding like their having a seizurebut irish pronunciation is difficult)
- (1). achild named this spends half of her life telling people her name is notKATELYN. (2). It's a flash-in-the-pan made up name riding the coattailsof Katelyn. It has no substance, merely made up of syllables. (3).Today's adorable little trendy name will die out as quickly as it camein. Kaylin is the Myrtle and Irving of the new millennium. (4). babyname books list it as being Irish, so everyone thinks it is... but theyare all totally wrong. the irish word<i>cailín,</i>is pronounced /CAW eeleen/ (see Colleen) and means "girl." It's likenaming your daughter "girl," but pronouncing it like "jeerl" to make itfancy.
Caitlin
- Caitlin/Katelin/Kaitlynneetc.-over used in places likeamerica, australia, england. sayscheap to me whereas the irish caitlín is 'catch-leen' andmuchmore pretty.
- Caitlyn-Every Caitlyn I've ever met has been a dumb blonde cheerleader.
- Doesn'tanyone realize that Caitlin is an Irish name? And that the Irishoriginally spelled it Caitlin. The same with all the other variationson Caitlin. Caitlyn, Catelin, Catelyn, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Katelin,Caitlynn, Catelynn, there are so many spellings and they are all WRONG!Plus then the kid never gets her name spelled right. I cannot standthis. It drives me crazy all the wrong ways to spell Caitlin. (and Ididn't even list them all!)
- Kaitlyn/Katelyn/Katelynn,etc ad nauseum Way too common;when you try a spelling variationon the same old name, it does *not* make it unique and fresh again.
- Kaitlyn/Caitlin:Think of an actual spelling sometime, please. It's so overused and noone ever spells it the same way. I have actually met a Kaetliynn.
- In IrishGaelic, this name is NOT pronounced Kate-Lynn. It's more like cot-leenor coyt-leen. Naming a child Caitlin and pronouncing it katelyn is likenaming a child Juanita and calling her jaw-nitta. It's just wrong.
- I'm justtired of it
- Caitlyn,etc.: Unoriginal, plus I'm a Kate who *always* gets called Kaitlyn. (Mymiddle initial is L, too, so people think it might stand for Lynn.)
- Katelyn,Kaitlin, Kaytelyinne... I'mover it.
- Katelyn/Caitlyn/Kaitlin,etc. I have a friend who namedher daughter this 12 years ago,before it became popular - or so she thought. Now her daughter usuallyhas a number of other girls in her class with the same name. Whenever Iheard somebody say they were going to use that name if their babyturned out to be a girl, I just cringed. You TOO!? Be a LITTLE original!
- Caitelynne:Another messed up version of Caitlin that was bestowed upon my littlesister. It looks too trendy, very misspelled, and makes people doubtthe pronunciation!
Caleb- It means dog in thelanguage it came from. Who would want toname there little kid “dog”? It’sdemeaning. Add tothat it sounds wimpy and weak. Cale or Kale sounds okay, but having itend with a “b” really makes it sound horrible!
Campbell: Mmm mmm better!
Cameron:
- It's afine last name, but that's it: it should be kept as a last name. Itsounds like camera. Last names should stay last names.
- Kamerynetc. - All the alternate spellings of the name Cameron is getting wayout of hand. I find this name to harsh for a little girl.
Camille:
- this namesounds like you are a chamelion except you are camoflaged as a flower.
- This namejust sounds like a stuck up girl, who carse about no one but herself.Why do you want you daughter to sound like she is stuck up?
Cammi:thirty-eight-year-old Wal-mart cashier who hasn't gotten over hercheerleader/homecoming queen complex.
Candida: Means yeast infection!
Candy
- Basiclyits for women who want there daughters to grow up to be strippers.
- This nameshould be reserved for food. The name suggests a certain type ofpersonality which I don't think is flattering.
Carl: This is a very mature namefor a child and seems well-suitedto older men (basically grandfathers are ok). I also have a distastefor Carl because it seems every time I go to a gas station or speakwith a mechanic, his name is Carl, which isn't a bad thing, but I'drather name a boy after someone more successful
Carly: I cannot think of a lessfeminine name than one that startswith “Carl.” I picture a post-op transvestite whodidn’t want to print new business cards, so he just added a“y” onto his name.
Carson -This name seems to havegained incredible popularityrecently and I can't figure why. I believe it's Scandinavian for'Carr's son,' and the only nickname I can think of is 'Car,' whichseems very wrong to me. -I've also read of people naming their sonCarson because they think it's "hip" and they like the MTV vj CarsonDaly.. could this possibly be true?
Carys:Reminds me of caries (dental cavities).
Cash: Thisis just asking for bullies to steal yourchild's lunch money everyday.
Cassity, Chassity:Cassidy is a name, as is Chastity,though neither are to my taste. I dislike misspelled names in general,but this one is the worst one I've seen because it merges twocompletely unrelated names in a way that makes me think the parentswanted one name or the other but couldn't spell it right, or that theydon't know or care that there's a great deal of difference between anIrish surname and an English virtue name, no matter how alike theysound.
Cathy:Ah yes, Cathy with a 'C'. It's never just 'Hi, I'mCathy', it's 'I'm Cathy with a 'C'!! It's all you can do not to answer,'And we care because....?
Cathy, Kathy, Catherine,Katherine, Cathryn, Kathryn, Kathleen... get it?? Is that with a C or a K? Who knows??? Also ... Sounds like"Catheter".
Cathy: AllI can think of is an obese woman.
Cecilia:this name sounds so old-fashioned. I can'tpicture anyone under the age of 60 or 70 with this name.
Celeste
- It rhymeswith “molest”!
- I can'timagine this name on anyone under 80.
Celia Way too scientificsounding for a baby! Knowing that ciliaare tiny hairs on microscopic critters, how can you possibly give thisto a child?
Chandler I'mnot of fan of Must See names (ie Mallory) tobegin with but the case of Chandler is even more ludicrous. Itssupposed to be part of the joke about Chandler Bing's flipped outparents. Underscoring the humorous nature of the name have beenepisodes where the name Chandler is bestowed upon a girl (joke = thename is wimpy and kinda girly) and where Chandler is called Chauncey(joke = the name is hoity and silly...like Chauncey). I guess somepeople just didn't get it.
CHARISMA Idislike this "name" because Charisma is not aname, it's a personality trait!!!
Charlotte-Drop the “C” and the“te” and you have “Harlot”,“Charlottethe Harlot”. Plus the nick name “Lottie”is reallybad.
Chase-Who wants a verb or a noun as a name? Same goes forBlaze, Summer, December, Autumn, Season, River, Coal, Piper... you getthe point
Chavonne, Shavan,Chivaughan or any otherbastardizationof Siobhan. It says to the world: 'I can't spell and I'm too stupid tolook up a name in a baby book to get it right.'
Chelsea:
- gives achavvy,council-estate feel.think 14 year old mother of three, niketrainors, lots of jewellry and a white tracksuit.In the same line as'Mercedes','Chardonnay','Beyoncé' (i actually think this isapretty name and dont mind Beyoncé herself but it's likeMadonna-the connotation would equal bullying for life)
- This is apretty girl's name, in my opinion...it's when it's used for a boy thatI dislike it. Even if the name was originally male (I don't know ifthat's the case or not, I'm just using it as an example), I can't see aboy being called Chelsea, at least not with the A at the end. Maybewith a different spelling, but not like this.
CHERRI, CHERRY, CHERI It'sa fine name if you want yourdaughter to be a porn star.
Cheyenne/Shyanne:It sounds too ugly and hard to be aname.
Cherry/Angel/Crystal/Apple/Amber/Honey:They are wonderfulnames if you want your daughter to become a stripper.
Cherry-Why would someone want to name their child after afood? Fairly sexually suggestive as well.
Cheryl:It seems like 90% of the time when I run acrossthis name in books, it is associated with the flighty, spacy "otherwoman" in an illicit love affair.
Chester Thisname is really geeky sounding and it remindsme of a chess player and the word fester, which means to rot.
Chet:Like 'cheat'
CHLOE
- Itreminds me of chlorine, and sounds like blowing your nose.
- In Germanklo means toilet. Add an "e" sound at the end and it is like sayingpotty.
- This nameseems so "empty". I don't understand its recent popularity. It soundslike "cloy" which is to hinder, harm, obstruct, or make weary ordispleased by too much of something that is too sweet or too rich.
Chloris-I have really bad eyesight and sometimes I see letters that aren'tthere, if I am really tired. I read this name and thought it referredto a sexual part of the body that only females have.
Christopher/Christian/Christina...I dislike all the Chris-Names ,although I've got friends who are called that way. Neither of themlikes it, because it's way too overused. I personally always mix upChristoph and Christian, because I just know too many of them. Thisname is way too religious for me! There are plenty of pretty names inthe bible, but I wouldn't have to want a "christ" in my name.
Cindy
- Ugh. It'sso ugly sounding and it makes me think of a snobby, bratty girl.
- This is myown name so I can slag it if I want to – Trust me.It’s abad name to get saddled with. Cyndi Lauper? Cindy Crawford? I canhonestly say they ruined it for all us poor Cindys out there. Please,parents – don’t name your daughter Cindy! Myhusband’s first dog was named Cindy – just as aside note!
- I reallydo detest the name "Cindy." It is a little too popular for my taste,and the various spellings are unbearable and awkward. There have beenforeign names translating "Cindy" that lose their unique touch onceturned to the American "Cindy." I just can not bear this name.
Claire: The name is very boring
Claudia-
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Claudia:Another name youjust have to string out a bit, Clauuudia. Nauuuusea.
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The clodsound just makesthe name unattractive. It sounds clumsy and oafish.
Clay: It's short for Clayton butI just can't help but think ofplay-dough, red clay, and all variations of clay.
Cleo/Clio: For some reason, thisname just looks very (sexually)suggestive.
Cletus Thisname has too much of a sexual similarity to afamiliar body part.
CLEWELL (weare told the name is suppose to be Welshversion for Clarence - Teased Nickname = CLUELESS / don't put such acurse on any baby
Cody:how sickly cutesy. "Federal Reserve chairman CodyMicklewhite denies rumors that he was planning to raise short-terminterest rates..." Doesn't quite work does it?
COLBY
- It'scheese! And also the COL- makes me think of "cold." I don't think itsounds like an attractive name at all!
- This isnot a name, it is cheese.
Cole: It's what Santa brings youwhen you're bad. A hard black lumpused in grilling.
Colin: Soundstoo much like colon. Not a nice thing to beassociated with.
Colleen:I dislike the name Colleen ... favoured by manyamericans of Irish descent. Colleen means 'girl' in Irish. How manypeople would name their child 'girl'? In fact they'd probably get thechild removed by social services if they did! We don't call children'fille' (French for girl) or any other form ... just because it's inIrish doesn't mean you can not bother to name your child properly andjust refer to her by her gender! Spare a thought for those of us who dospeak Irish as it sounds quite strange!
CONCEPCIONThis is supposed to be religious but I can helpthinking how someone is "conceived".
Connor: Lackscharacter, boring, no depth. Nickname“Con,” as in “to con?”
Conrad: Itsounds like a reject from Hogan's Heroes.
Corey or Cory:Reminds me of wh*rey or apple core.
Cornelius: WhileI think Cornelia is a beautiful name,Cornelius is just horrible sounding.
Coty/Cody/Brody/Jody... andall the famously dubbed 'lilbuckeroo' names. This name doesn't age well. A fifty year old Codystill lives with his mom and still doesn't own an alarm clock.
Coty -it doesn´t sound like a real name. Plus, itsounds like the Swedish word "kota", which means "vertebra"...
COURTNEY
- Cheerleader.'Nuf said.
- WAY tomany of them and putrid to boot.
- Yawn.Boring. Another one of those cutesy names. Don't make me sick. I bumpinto at least 15 people named Courtney a day and it is utterly annoying
Crews:It sounds like a crew of sailors to me. Being my name I constantly getpuns.
Cricket Ifyou want to name your child after a soapopera--fine. Just please pick a name that is not also an insect!
Crispin:Snap, Crackle, Crispin!
Crystal:
- It's justtoo popular, or at least it used to be, so I wouldn't advise using it -and I'm a Crystal myself. In elementary school, there had to have been3-5 Crystals in my grade at the same time, and all of us had to tack onour last initial or use a nickname so people could tell us apart. Eventhen, the nickname strategy often failed - after all, how manynicknames can you get from this name that aren't variations ofChris/Kris? And of course, whenever someone would call a Crystal forattendance, all of us would chorus "Which one?" because there was noway to tell who it was. The other potential problem is spelling. Thereare so many different ways to write it, yet almost all of them soundexactly the same, so even if you use a creative spelling, in the end achild with this name is still going to asked, "Are you Crystal with a Cor with a K?" Trust me, it gets old fast. It is a pretty name,though...just overused.
- I haveonly one word to describe this name: redneck!!!!!!!!!!! Also, it is nota name, it's a jewel, unless of course you're one of those psychicphone-line people (i.e. Madame Crystal).
Cutter: A cutter is somebody whoabuses himself out of severedepression and other psychological disorders, I will never understandwhy somebody would name a child something so dark.
Cynthia: This name isabsolutely hideous! This is my name and themisspellings are so annoying. And, see 'Cindy'. that's my nickname andI agree with the chic who wrote that! They spell it Syndi, Sindy,Cyndi. And I've been called Sydney so many times it's not funny.
Daisy:
- Soundslike a hyperactive dog to me.
- doesntthis name make you picture an old lady with a huge floppy garden hatwith a daisy stuck in it? well it does to me. or someone who's just abit too cheery.
Dakota
- "Hi, myname is Dakota.", "I love you Auntie Dakota!", "Here is our PresidentDakota Whitfield!" Please put the name you want to give your childbehind Auntie or Uncle or President or Senator before you give it tothem, because you never know what your child may grow up to be. Icertainly wouldn't want to but the name Dakota on a collegeapplication.
- I can seenaming your kid after a beautiful place, like Paris or Vienna, but whowants to go to North or South Dakota?
- I can livewith place names in moderation, if they sound like names and the placehas actual meaning for the parents. But I doubt most parents namingtheir children Dakota have even BEEN to ND or SD, and I also feel it'sdisrespectful to the Dakota Sioux nation to stick their tribal name onchildren willy-nilly.
- Okay, itwas cute for awhile. But it's WAY too common. And I can't see myselftaking seriously anyone named Dakota. Imagine: U.S. President DakotaHenderson. Dakota Smith, Attorney-at-Law. Doesn't it sound ridiculous?
- Is this aboy name or a girls? Have all the thousands of people who named theirchild this ever even been there? And if they haven't then WHY wouldthey name their kid this?
- thereseemed to be a point when every second boy was given this name; itseems as though parents were trying to be unique but ended up being fartoo common.
Damonand Devin: One letter away from"demon" and "devil". I don't knowwhy anyone would want to give their kid a name with such negative andcreepy associations, regardless of their spiritual beliefs.
Danielle Withouta French accent it has a mostunattractive sound.
Darla.I dislike that name because it sounds so OLD! likea name someone in their 80's would have.
Darlene-
- 'darleeeene,hitch up the trailer and get on your best pvc mini. we goin' dancin!leave the kids with bobbi-ann or bobbi-jo....' TRAILER TRASH
- For somereason, it just sounds like a drag queen's name.
- Dahleeeene- sounds like a window cleaning product - Windowlene - in fact any nameending in lene (leeeene) just sounds plain tacky.
David:
- Pleaseworld - do not name another child David! It's a bland name with theonly redeeming quality of being able to call someone "Davey".
- I keep alist of how many I know. In a year I got 49.
- Astolerable as is the David, it should be banned. I was in a class of 15students of various ages (from 20 to 50), five of whom were namedDavid. This was not an all-male class (which I think would increase theodds). The name is a bit dull, and even the Estonian version of Tavi istipping over into the too-cute arena.
D'Ann- Thisname screams unwrapped Jolly Ranchers at the bottom of a purse, orslapping your kids and causing a scene in the customer service line atWal-Mart.
Daphne: Makes me thing of DaffyDuck
Debra- (this spelling) Because,as someone who speaks prettyfluent Spanish, it makes me think, "of (the) bra!"
DEBRA / DEBBIE/ DEBORAH Thecheerleader of the 80's. I just thinkit's boring due to overuse
DeeDee:Your daughter just might choose to becomesomething other than a cheerleader. But a "DeeDee" has NO choice.
Delaney:Just sounds like the last name of the nuttyfamily at the very edge of town, the ones in the bright green housewhose mom is 300 pounds and wears fluorescent stretch pants in publicand whose kids look like they never take a bath and live on Kool-aidand Skittles.
DELBERT Ican't picture a little boy with this name andit simply sounds like a small-minded old man to me.
Deloris: Tohave a name that sounds similar to a femalegenital organ..that poor kid..I wouldn't be suprised if this poor kidlegally changes his/her name by the age of 10!
Denise:
- I've nevermet a Denise I've liked more than a week. It's a nasal name, and Isuppose these unfortunate women who are named Denise become whineybecause they have to say and hear their names for their entire lives.
- This ismy name. I get "Dennis" ALL the time in school, waiting rooms,restaurants etc. It is also associated with the Greek goddess of wine.Great. Also, I was told by a prospective employer when I was young,"You just don't here too many young people with the name Denise, Ithought you would be 50 years old before I met you!" Nice.
Desert/Journey A dessert is too hot anddry to be on and a journey isusually long and tiring so why would you want to name you child Desertor Journey:
Destiny
- Destiny,Desirae, and Sierra. These arewhat I call Walmart names. You know,the names you hear women in sweatpants yelling to their kids atWalmart. Same goes for Dylan,Tyler, andLogan.
- Destinee-It is my destiny to find this name, as with most "noun names" toopretencious.
- If youchoose this name for your kid, then you're choosing her destiny as astripper/prostitute. What sounds more like reality..."Hey, I'm Destiny,welcome to Hooters. I'll be your server for tonight." Or, "PresidentDestiny sets new law: Prostitution is now legal!"
- This nameis waaaaaay overused. I know 13 girls named Destiny, and that was justin my first 3 period classes in high school.
- Makes methink of predestination. I'd rather name a kid Free Will. :-)
- Can'tshake the Desitin diaper rash cream connection, for one thing. Foranother, I'm not into these revamped Puritan-esque names. They have avery un-Puritanical effect, if you know what I mean.
- I don'tlike this name because it sounds trashy and tacky to me.
- TheDestiny I went to school with got called "density."
Donald Firstthing I think of - duck
Donna-It sounds so strict, and, in some cases, mean.
DorcasDork...A** . Need I say more? Id like to know whothought of that one?
DORISThis name brings to mind an unattractive, boringolder woman.
DOTThis has always seemed to me to be too short,meaningless and inconsequential. With all the beautiful girl's namesout there I can't imagine having to go through life as just a Dot
Doug:oh, so macho! The handsome guy with his love handlesfighting a losing and painful looking battle with his skin-tight jeans.The one who likes to start fights in bars but is always the onecomplaining that everybody else is out to get him.
Dustin:I know a doctor who had a patient named DustinThuhall. Say it out loud.
DWAYNE
- Dwaine:Children can be so cruel: "duh-wayne".
- I can'tpicture an intelligent or attractive man with this name. I, also, justdon't care for the sound of it.
- Knock,knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
Dylan/Dillon-
- because itreminds me of dill pickles and it makes me hungry.
- Oh goodGod, I have no idea why I don't like this name. Probably commom-ness anthe dreaded "y" It's especially bad for a girl.
- This nameis overly trendy. I do not like the DILL sound it. I think it is verysoft for a boy.
Earl This sounds like the noiseyou make when you're throwing up.
EBENEZERWhat can I say...Scrooge.
Ebony,the color of a wood. Do we need this as aname?
Edith: soundslike "eat it."
EDNA Thisname brings to mind an unattractive, meantempered older woman.
Eddie:This is horrible.. but when I hear the name Eddie Iimagine someone who is mentally challenged. Eddie! Stop picking yournose!
Elijah:Yeah, it's got some history but....Eee-lie-juh....sounds kind of ugly.
Ella:seems incomplete, the tail-end of redneck-soundingnames.
Ellie
- Makes methink of elephants. I associate Ellie with extremely large women.
- My ownnickname yes, but I get incredibly irritated by people giving it as aname in it's own right - it isn't!! . Short sweet and unusual nicknameslike this should only come about AFTER having experienced thehumiliation of being christened Eleanor or variant.
Elliot\Elliottfor a girl- NO! I love thisname for a boy! No more unisex names!I'll give you people ANYTHING! Plus I heard of it being spelledElliette, which is even worse to me. So it can have the nicknameEllie...so what? So can lots of other names that have beentraditionally used for girls, and even a few more unique ones likeEliana, etc.
ELMER I think of the Elmer Fuddcartoon character.
Elsie:I envision this name to belong to an old lady in anursing home somewhere – not belonging to someone who islearninghow to nurse!
Elissa-Sounds too much like “elicit”, as in“elicit affair”. It’s hard to spell andpronouncebecause of all the variations of this name, people are sure to beconstantly mispronouncing and misspelling it.
Elizabeth:The name of every third girl on the planet, andthe middle name of about every other girl on the planet. And they allmanage to be stuck-up. You'd think with all of them out there, youwould meet a decent one, but for me that has not been the case.
ELYSSAOK, so you've changed the "A" to an "E". You'vetaken out the only pretty sound in that name (the Ah) and replaced itwith the harshness of "E". This makes no sense! "Eeee-Lissa" soundsworse than "Ah-lissa", but either way you look at it, it's a snotty,harsh sounding name.
EMILY, ELIZABETH Iclassify these names along withEsther, Gladys, Alice, I also knew 3 88 year old women with thesenames. And the Queen's name is Elizabeth and she's pushing 80....need Isay more?
Emily/Emma-It is a cute name, but for like a three yearold. Once they are past five, there is no point in keeping the name.Its a baby name, nothing else.
Emma:
- way tocommon and i don't like the stereotype for the name- in your face.would never name my little girl emma because the would become emma h oremma b not just emma.
- this name(as well as Amy) always makes me think of soiled, leaking diapers. Ican’t help it!
Emoryor Emery- An Emory board iswhat you file your nails with.That, tome, makes it an unattractive baby name.
Enid- It just screams "grumpyold lady!" to me. I also think the Dending is kind of harsh.
Enis- It's pronounced likeEnnis, but all I can think of is whatyou would get if you added a P to it.
Eowyn and all other LOTR names: ifyou're old enough to be havingbabies, you're much too old to be so enamored of the whole LOTR schtick.
Eric: Just screams "JOCK!" in myhead.
Erica:This name puts me in mind of a humongousweight-lifting woman in a really tight leotard. It seems so tough andmasculine that I would never harness my daughter with such a name.
Erin:
- For somereason, Erin always makes me think of earrings.
- soundslike the noise people make while vomiting
Ethan
- Ethan:something they make you breathe to put you to sleep.
- This justsounds gross. Also, it conjures up an image of a 7 year-oldwithsloppy brown cords, dirty hair and a snotty nose.
Eugene
- ugly. Andcome on, it's a stereotypical nerd name if there ever was one, andworst possible way. Obvious target for bullying here.
- This isnot a flattering name.
Eunice
- soundslike Eunuch, not a good connection.
- I can'tpicture a child with this. All the Eunices have got to be over the ageof 150, I swear.
Fifi: Must be a dog.
Finn-Why anyone would name their child this is beyond me.It makes me think of fish.
Fiona. This name just sounds terribly ugly to me.There's nothing at all attractive about it.
Frances:Just ugly sounding.
Freddy:Like Freddy Krueger.
Gabriel:
- Seems likea girl's name. a BAD girl's name.
- woe to anyboy with Gay as the first syllable of his name.
Gail:The name Gail reminds me too much of a pail of water and Jack and Jill.
Galena
- This is alead-containing mineral. Do you really want to name your child aftersomething toxic?
- This namereminds me of "chicken" in Spanish.
Gaylord -It'sa name that could bring a child hatred & would make a teacherreadit & say "very funny"
Genesis: Sheseems to have an invisible Touch!
George Soundslike an old farmer to me. Then George ofthe Jungle also comes to mind.
Georgia:It seems too clumsy and reminds me of a characterfrom an old episode of the Looney Tunes who kept saying "which way didhe go George, which way did he go." Not very feminine and it's becomingway too popular to be considered original anymore.
Gerald:
- Ugly, old,silly name. Not good.
- This ismy husband's name, so I can speak honestly about it. I don't like it. Iinsist that he go by Jerry, because I dislike Gerald so much. Just thesound of it for some reason reminds me of a dirty old man. Gerarddoesn't sound as bad to me, but i still don't like it.
GERTRUDE
- This wasmy nickname once.. Your child will beat you with bolling balls, fryingpans and anything you can think of.
- Soundslike gherkins!
- Never metanyone under 80 with this name, and hopefully I never will!
- Soundslike a grumpy grandma... It doesn't fit a little girl and the suffix"-rude" is not flattering for anyone!
Gideon: Giddy up, Gideon!
Gidget My best friend inelementary school actually had a cousinnamed Gidget. We thought it was hysterical...and we were too young toeven remember the TV show! It just sounds hysterical, like "midget,"only funnier.
Gil IDislike the name Gil because it reminds me of afish.
Ginger-I like it, but that's because I named my girlrabbit this. It does not sound human to me at all. Annie's stepmotheron 7th Heaven was named Ginger,and I found her to be annoying, eventhough I really like that show.
Gladys
- It's aconfusing name for other children to spell or read (speaking frompersonal experience I always thought it was pronounced "gladies" as inladies not "laddies.
- soundslike an irritable housewife who probably wouldn't spend any extra moneyfor Glad trash bags!'
Godfrey-Frey is the name of a Norse god, so when I see this name I think“The God Frey”. Methinks this would be in thecategory ofover the top and over powerful.
Grace:What if Grace is everything but graceful?
Grayson-
- It's alast name! I hate when people give their kids last names as firstnames. Dick Grayson, anyone? Robin from Batman?
- It soundstoo much like "Grease-son" or "greasy". I don't know. It just remindsme of grease.
Greer: sounds way too close torear.
Greg: Doug's best friend whosebig mouth is always getting them introuble. Too dumb to get out when the chairs start flying.
Greta, Gretchen, Margaret: Theseare all fine, classic names whichnormally I would like. But something about the "gret" sound they sharesounds unattractive, harsh, and grating to me.
Gretchen: Idislike the name Gretchen because it soundslike retching...like vomiting. Yuck. Retchin Gretchen.
Gunther-This seems like an awful heavy and violent nameto pin on a young one. I believe it means something like "war-army" inGerman, and even in English it sounds violent with the blatant word"gun" in it.
GUSEvery movie or cartoon gives this name to the nerd.
Guy:I really don't like this name. It is so unoriginal!It's like someone just couldn't think of anything else to name thierson. Would you name your daughter Girl?
Gwendolyn
- go backethfrom whence thou came thou fiend from the middle-ages.
- I can'tsay it without wrinking my face up. It's just horrible sounding.
- I thinkthis is the most boring name in the world
HAIDEE- it's my name, but I dislike it because most people find it difficultto remember, let alone spell and pronounce it correctly. It always getsconfused with Haydee, Heidi, Haide, Hiedi and a myriad other spellings.
Hailey:
- Hailie-infact Kailie, Bailie etc.theressomething....incomplete about thosenames, that spelling is just....wrong.
- I neverliked this name. It's everywhere now and it's not even that cute. Itsounds like an old lady name to me.
- I used tothink this name was cute until everyone started naming their daughtersthis. I just want to vomit whenever I see this name now, spelledalternately as Hayley (the correct spelling), Hailey, Hay-Lee, Hailie,Heylee, Haylie, etc. You could always use the similar-sounding nameHallie/Halle/Haley, or the Greek name Haidee.
Halcyon-nameof a prescription drug
Hank:sounds like trying to get a goober out of yourthroat.
Hannah
- This namesounds like you are saying "hand a". It's just really nasally soundingand grating. I knew a German girl named Hannah, but she pronounced itlike "Haun-a," which sounded nicer and more feminine to me than theAmerican version...
- So manypeople like this name and I don't know why. It sounds like a very oldlady name to me.
- This justseems kind of empty, having heard it so many times.
Happy/Joy:What if Happy or Joy gets diagnosed with clinical depression?
Harmony: is your trouble-makingkid named this? doesn't go well,does it? this name makes people expect your child to be good at music.don't pick this name! DONT DO IT!!! they will get teased!
Harry (Harold) This name isvery old-fashioned and sounds like agrandfather's name. Harry is also an adj. and kids could be made fun ofwith a name like that.
Hazel Makesme think of hazel nuts. It also reminds me ofan old woman.
Heather:
- It remindsme of feathers, heaters, and eaters. It's too trendy and sounds likethe girl's easy
- Immediatelywhen I meet another Heather, I can't even take them seriously becausethere have been like 13 others that I have just talked with. -- Idislike this name because it sounds like the name of a color, not aperson! Also, I went to 5th grade with a girl named Heather Gray. Icoulden't help feeling sorry for her.
- Looks like"heater"
- This isthe most mundane name, if you like this name, you like every other nameout there, it's that boring, and it's also outdated
Heloise:Too ominous sounding. Eloise has a much prettier sound and isn't soheavy. The "H" weighs it down.
HenriettaThat annoying kitten puppet on PBS's "Mr.Roger's Neighborhood" who always said "meow-meow" this, "meow-meow"that. Plus I always think of chickens; there is no way around it.
Herman Iabsolutely dislike this name to the maximum. Itsjust plain "ugly." And it sounds like "her man."
Holly-While Christmas related it's old and do youhave any idea how many Hollies are out there.
Honey:
- I find itinsulting that someone would say the name Honey would not be takenseriously. My name is Honey (from birth), and I have had no problembeing taken seriously by anyone because of my name. There areprejudicies concerning my name, and of course there are women whomisuse it, as in the case of porn stars, and strippers. But I don'tlive up to that. I have grown to appreciate why I was named Honey. AndI am proud of who I am. Most men I've met like my name, it's mostlywomen who have had a problem with it.
- Thiswoman will never be taken seriously.
Honor: "have you been honor...""Everyones been honor"
Hope- I've never met a Hopethat wasn't suicidal.
Hortense:
- Come on,it has 'whore' in it (when said aloud, obviously), for God's sake.That's a terrible association.
- Soundslike a stuffy, mean old lady with no friends.
- Not onlyis this name ugly in the way it rolls off your tongue, it reminds me ofhorse, and why would anyone want to be named after an old nag? Thisname seems to be only appropriate on 80-year-old-plus old ladies.
Hortensia-
- it is aspanish name which means great garden. Not properly pronounced it neversounds good. also Hortense and Hortensia.
- I know twopeople with this name and it sounds just as unpleasant each time I hearit.
Horton-itseven my own last name! it sounds too British & has kept me fromtelling my friends my last name 4 years.
Hunter
- Pleasedon't name your kids unless they plan on being a Hunter and killingneighborhood squirrels.
- This kidwill grow up wearing all camo and being a redneck who goes out andshoots squirells.
- That'sputting way too much pressure on the poor kid to be manly. What if hedoesn't want to kill things?
- What ifyour child grows up to be a ballet dancer? Hunter is way too violent aname to give a child, in my opinion.
Ian
- It soundsugly and whining - EEE-AAN! Say it over and over again and it sounds soweird.
- Eeee-ihn!Eeeeewwww! that nasal.
- There'stwo ways to pronounce it and it's too confusing and boring.
Ida-
- Idaho, asin "I da 'ho!"
- “Idid this, I did that”. Sounds like a good name for anarcissist.Or alternatively, “I dunno?”.
- I think ofa very grumpy old lady!
Ireland: Whenthere are so many beautiful Irish names,Irish county names that work as names (Kerry, Clare, etc.), and poeticnames evocative of Ireland (Erin, Tara), why name a baby Ireland? Andspelling it Irelynn, as I've seen a few times, only makes it worse.
Irene:I was unfortunately named this. Too many peoplehave used nicknames for me, such as Rene, Arlene, Aileen, etc. It isannoying and too me it sounds too old fashioned. Plus it supposedlymeans "goddess of peace" in Greek. I assure you that a child named thiswill never be able to live up to a goddess nor always be peaceful. Iknow I am not.
Irving:
- This isthe perennial boring name.
- crankylittle old Jewish guy who yells at kids who cut across his lawn
Isabelle/Isobel/Isabella:These names translate to "Where is the sh*t" in Hebrew. Why would youwant to give your child a name that basically means 'crap'?. My friendwho is Jewish, informed me about the translation of this name a whileback. I know a few people with these names and I wonder if they wouldconsider changing them if I told them what it meant in Hebrew!
- I amJewish, not fluent in hebrew, but know a few words and "Where is the"is translated phonetically as "Ayfo ze ha" perhaps with someimagination one might make a connection to "Iso be la" but there is noreference to poop, there are probably a number of words for poop inHebrew as there is in many languages. I hope you will post mycorrection as it would be an injustice to sway someone from namingtheir girl with such a pretty sounding name.
Ivan-Sounds strict and mean.
Ivy: Poison Ivy. Enough said.
Jack - very common now, betweenJacks and Jacksons. Not to mentionthe kids who are named John on the birth certificate! For Pete's sake,in this day and age if you wanna call him Jack, just name him Jack!It's like named your daughter Jane and calling her Jessica. Huh?
Jackie
- ick! myname is Jaclyn, and just because there are 50 million other Jackiespeople assume that's what i want to be called, and there's absolutelyno correcting them. Plus, it just sounds ditzy and stupid, acheerleader name.
- It managesto insult the nice names Jack, Jacquie, and Jacqueline. Whoever decidedthat Jackie is a valid nickname for Jacqueline must know a Jacquelinethat they dislike.
Jacob:
- Seems towork best in the younger years...Doesn't really stand the test oftime..I think it sounds pretty good if you are 2 years old!
- An okayname for a boy if you want half the neighborhood to come running whenyou call him.
Jacqueline/Jacalyn/Jaclynetc.:
- Jacquelyn/Jacqulyn/etc.-I knew a girl in school whose name was Jacquelyn. Now when I hear thename, I think: Prep/Cheerleader.
- I thinkthe worst spelling I've ever seen is Jackalyn-- because when I hearthis name, all I can think of is "jackal" or "jack o' lantern."Pronouncing the Q, as in jack-wuh-lin sounds even worse.
Jacques:First of all: what teacher is gonna read this name without a grinappearing on his/her face? This name reminds me of a ghost that wouldhaunt a hotel somewhere in Canada or something.
Jade- This sounds like a stripper's name.
Jaden/Braden/Caden...
- Jayden,Braydon, Caden, etc. - Tootrendy, and there are too many ways tospell it. No one wants to go through life having their name misspelled(I know that from my own experience). And they just sound like brats. Ican't picture a grown man with this name.
- Jaden/Braden/Caden,also Cailin and Jaylen.These arethe names of spoiled, bratty boys,to me. As a teacher, these sound like the slackers with too many videogames, who get mostly Cs, and whose mothers will call me at home,asking if their darling boys can retake the test for which they“forgot” to study.
- Jayden.Could parents name their child a name an wimpier than this?
- Jaden/Braden/Caden... Trendy to the nthdegree. Lacking form, soul andsubstance. Take the suffix -aden and throw the latest trendy startingletter at the beginning. The Garanimals of the naming world.
Jailyn-- this name actually appearson the Social SecurityAdministration's top 1000 baby names for 2003. Did the parents not seethat the first four letters are J-A-I-L? Not exactly setting highexpectations for the kid. Plus all names ending in -lyn are just TOOtrendy.
James - this is on its way tobecoming another Matthew. It'sclassic and pleasant sounding, but the sheer number of them is on therise, and almost none of the parents want nicknames used. So it'seither Jim, Jimmy, Jamie... or the dreaded last initial to tell yourson apart from the others in his class.
Jamie: Not good because it is soclearly unisex that it's too hardto distinguish if it's a boy or a girl
Jamison: howdo you say this? jam-I-sun, JAME-ih-son,jame-ihs-OWN, jam-EEE-sone. what will be their nickname? jam, jammin,james (boring), jammy, jamson, sonny, or maybe even amy! its a TOO longname.
Jamiroquai :I don't know why the singer guy chose thatname because I can't spell it and it sounds like a disease.
JAN Thismakes me think of Jan Brady, a constant,fighting, jealous little twerp. It also seems to belong to people withugly last names, too.
Jane: Whatbetter way to tell a child “I justdon’t think you’re special in any way”than to nameher plain Jane.
Janet-soundslike a snobby always gets what she wantslittle girl!!!
Jared-I dislike this name because it sounds like“Jar head”, it also makes me think of the Star Warscharacter “Jar Jar Binx”. It just plan soundstrashy.
Jasmine Toomany cross dressers and strippers use thisname.
Jason: Entirelytoo common.
Jean: Thisis a name that should be made illegal. It's mymiddle name and I loathe it. It's harsh and makes me think of a womanwith a crewcut. No I don't have a crewcut.. but then again, I rarelyacknowledge any sort of association with this name.
Jenna-Jenna Jameson anyone, anyone??? Everytime I hear itI automatically think of the porn star.
JENNIFER
- There areway too many Jennifers out there. What appeal does that name reallyhold, anyways? It's really kind of..blah.
- This is myname. It was also the name of half of the girls born in 1971.Furthermore, my last name began with a "W", so by the time the teachergot to me every year all the nicknames were gone. Jennifer, Jenna,Jenny, Jen, Jen Anne, Jay and finally me. I got to be "Fer". Mostannoying for the child of vegetarians. Also, all the personalized tackyitems you want to buy as souvenirs as a child were always sold out. Idon't let anyone use this name or any variation of it anymore except inofficial capacities where I need to show ID. Sometimes in doctor'soffices I forget what it is when they call me.
- WAY toocommon! Why would you name your kid that? To have the same name asevery other girl in school? These are America's Mohamad.
- This is myname. Though I like my name fine, the fact that it is so overused thatit's often unbearable to me really turns me off to the name. I went toschool with plenty of Jennifers. I go by Jenn now just to distinguishmyself. The thing that's sad is, this name was too popular 26 yearsago, and it's still in the top 30 today! I just want to shout from themountaintops to parents DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS JENNIFER! As I say onmy site 'Your child is an individual - let her be so!'
- It's beenso common for so long, it's a cliché. And it's not evenpretty.If you really like the name, use Jenny or the original versionGuinevere instead.
- I think Imust have known 100 different ones in each class all through school.Very unoriginal.
Jenny:
- It's aword for a female donkey. Also it's way too common.
- I dislikethe name Jenny because i know like 5 of them.
Jeremy-
- When I wasin fifth grade, there was this kid named Jeremy who was mean to me andmy friends, so we called him Germy, Jerky Jeremy, or Jerkamy.
- My sisterused to say it "Jermy" so now I always think of germs and unsanitaryconditions.
Jessica
- This namehas always grated my ears with the hard "J" and "K" contrasted with thehissing "s". Whenever I hear people say it they always put a flat "a"sound at the end, too.
- Verycommon and with the nicknames that go along with it, its confusing. Younever know if you should call them Jessica, Jess, or Jessie.
JESUS (the Hispanic namepronounced "hey-sues") Why on earth wouldyou want your child to walk around with the name of Christ? They willnever live up to this name.
Jet:
- “Thisis my son Jet and his brother Cab. Oh, and don’t forget theirsister, Boat.”
- HereJet....here kitty kitty kitty! What are you going to name his littlesister "Fluffy"?
Jill I really dislike the nameJill. It reminds me of a person Iuse to know in school who was very strange. Also, it sounds like Sillyand Gel combined.
Jim, Jimmy-Sounds like a SUV. It’s too light, weak,and effeminate sounding for a man or even a boy. Plus it’swaytoo common.
Joan Juststrikes me as boring.
JoAnn:It's the same big smelly lady at the bingo hall, ona name tag at every pancake house...except when it's a kid trying tofigure out what exactly their initials are.
Joaquin, Rico:They sound like you're burping or throwingup.
JOHN / MICHAEL / MARY Thesethree names are faceless,emotionless, just very empty of everything, even though classic theyare all so overused have lost all appeal in my eyes
John
- With allthe names in this world, it seems a pity to choose one so mundane. Justbecause his father/grandfather/greatgrandfather was named John doesn'tmean you have to pass it on. It's like letting your mother-in-lawchoose your child's name.
- This nameis way too boring and way too popular. It's also a nickname for atoilet.
Johnette: I don't like the nameJohnette. It is mine. Usually femalederivatives of male names don't work.
Jordan:
- This is anokay name for a boy, but there is no reason for it to become a girl'sname. Some of the names that converted from male to female a long timeago really do sound feminine. There is NOTHING feminine about Jordan.
- it soundslike your going to grow up as a basketball player. when it is a girls'name, the boys say you are going to marry the boy named jordon who isin your class. this is not a girl's name.
- There aretwo problems with this name. First of all, this is a boy's name, isn'tit? Why name a girl Jordan? Even if it was a feminine name originally,most people would see the name on paper and think the person with thename was a boy. Second, this is also the name of a brand of shoes, so Iwouldn't really choose this as a boy's name, either.
- Despitethis being my name I TOTALLY dislike this name.It sounds nothing likewhat I am, and it reminds me of fat peeps (of course im not fat). Imalso 1 one of the fastest peeps in my school and i dont know how todeal with money very well....
JosephThis name has far to adult sounding for a little boy. The nickname Joeyreminds me of a kangaroo and the nickname Joe is just too plain.
Josephine It'sso old lady-ish and long. You start offwriting it, and you think you're spelling a boy's name... Then yourealize, it's a female name. I would never put my child through this.She would be Fanny before she was Josephine.
Josh:Osh Kosh My Gosh it's Josh! do you have the name ofthose overalls? josh sounds like you are sloshing through a puddle!this is a little kid name. its not good for older people.
Jude: Allthe Jude's I've know have been shortenings ofJudy. I can't understand why anybody would want to call a wee boy bysuch a girly name.
Judith:It's just plain frightening. Like when you get anote that says 'Judith wants to talk to you', or 'You need to go toJudith's office'. Yikes!
Judy:Judy cutie! Judy patootie! Nudy Judy with thetutti-frutti booty! My name is Judith, thank you very much. If you needto add anything to that, you may call me Queen Judith the Magnificent.
Julian.
- glaringlyeffeminate goth guy who holes up in his room painting the walls blackand cutting himself, thinks Trent Reznor's way more than a middle-agedself-absorbed teenager.
- Soundslike a starving poet who’s kind of lost in life. Feminine.
- Try andconvince me this kind isn't going to get beat up all the time.
Julie: Ugh, what a spine chiller.Ya just gotta say Juuuulie, like,"d'youuu leave?" I dunno, it's something about that Dj syllable thatdjeww sound that makes it unbearably jewwy, like chewwy or ooeee gooee,I could go on and on.
Juliet:
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This is myname. I really like being the only Juliet I know, but am constantlygetting the french spelling 'Juliette". I wouldn't really care if myname was spelled the other way, but I do wish people would spell it thesame way all the time! Of course, I'm always getting the Romeo andJuliet reference. Although, it would make it really easy if some guyever wants to ask me to prom ;) And there is always my favorite song,Check Yes Juliet. I refuse to go by any nicknames, I'm not Jules,Julie, Julia, or any other 'Jul' names. Then, of course, there's theever occurring love connection with Juliet. Even though it's such alovey-dovey name, I'm actually a lot more edgy than my name suggests.But, I can't get anything with my name on it that isn't custom made. Myname is actually sort of a funny story; my family was having dinnerwith some friends when my mom suggested 'Julie', but mydads-friends-girlfriend misheard and said that she really liked thename Juliet. In a way, my dads-friends-girlfriend named me :) Amazinglyenough, my parents missed the Romeo and Juliet connection when theyname me. Even better, my older sister is Victoria, so we're like QueenVictoria and Princess Juliet! It's a very pretty and unique name, butnot overly snobby or outrageous. Perfect for little girls and adults.Plus, when I played soccer, the coach could yell out my name and havethe emphasis hang perfectly on the end (Juli-ET!). In the end, I likemy name but dislike the references, spellings, and nicknames. Parents,if you're going to name your girl Juliet, know she will likely be theonly one you know and have the constant Romeo and Juliet thing hangingover her head. If you hate people misspelling your kid's name, don'tname them Juliet OR Juliette.
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Actually,I like this name quite a bit...but the Romeo and Juliet associationsare still there, so I wouldn't consider using it for an actual person'sname.
JUSTIN
- ...and Mr.and Mrs. Case thought it would be cute to name their kid Justin. Plusit's already overused.
- This nameis overused, too. It also makes me think of the (horrible) song "JustIn Time".
Kale:Have 2 students with this name and both a little odd. Also, who wouldever want to name their boy after a leafy green vegetable?
Kaleb, Kody, Kourtney, etc.:I've heard it rumored thatback in the days of segregation, businesses with a KKK affiliation usedto advertise it to those in the know by replacing C's with K's in thebusiness names. I always think of that when I see a name that'straditionally a C name spelled with a K. Aside from that, it doesn'tlook Kute to me at all--more like Korny and illiterate.
Kara: Nowc'mon mothers, Kara? As in the cooking syrup orthe country? I take it they've noted the wonderful melodics of theword-argh. I can't imagine the supper time call through thehood...Kaaaarrraaaa. Way harsh and unfeminine. Not even masculine. Noone knows what it is, which is the best reason to stop using it.
kasey thisname really annoys me it sounds too girly.
Katie-
- dontdislike it but prefer Kate, more grown up,prettier plus Katie is moreof a nickname.
- Katie: pudgykindergartner with fat pink chimpmunk cheeks, always giggling andsimpering. Fast forward ten years: the same thing. Fast forward twentymore years: a transformation! Katie has lost thirty pounds, gotten aboob job and a nose bob and dyed her hair platinum blonde, but she'sstill got the chipmunk cheeks and the girlish giggle!
- It'sjustsort of plain. And anywhere you go, there'll be at least 5.
katy: thisversion of the shortened katherine/katrina/kate/katie is far toopopular. it's my name, and everyone mispells it "katie," "catie" or anyother form possible. there's at least 4 other girls in my school who'sname or nickname is katie, and when people are talking to them, i thinkthey're talking to me. also, nobody believes that my name is reallykaty. they call me katherine all the time and i tell them my birthcertificate says "katy". i love my name, but also, i can't picture evenmyself being called katy when i'm over 30. much too cutesy...
KathyReminds me of "catty", and funny, every Kathy I'veever known was catty
Katie/Megan/Mike/Ryan-I know at least 10 people of eachof these names. I feel bad for children who have to go through life as"Katie D." or "Megan without an h" and luckily for me I have only metone other person with the same name as me.
Katrina:
- I dontthink anyone will use this for a while because of the connection toHurricane Katrina but the spelling 'Caitríona' is much nicer.
- soundslike the cat got stuck in the latrine (which is a proper word for'toilet')
KAYLA
- I dislikethe name Kayla because it is becoming to common a name.
- Sooverused it’s not even funny. Plus, it’s a littletoo“cutesy” for my taste.
- This namesounds so childish, its like you want your child not to live to seeadulthood when you give someone this name.
- the worldis overflowing with them now
Kaylee,Bayleigh, Hailea, etc.: I feellike parents who give these namesaren't taking their daughters seriously enough--they're just prettysounds with no meaning or tradition behind them, and I have a hard timepicturing a President Kaylee Lastname or a Nobel Prize winner inmedicine named Bayleigh Lastname.
Kayleigh (or any otherspelling variation) I justcan'timagine a grown woman with this name. It sounds made-up and is way toopopular. (What are people thinking?)
Keely- Theonly thing I think of when I hear this name is"keel over", which means to faint.
Kelsey-
- My cousinnamed his girl dog this, so every time I hear it on a person it isdifficult not to laugh, especially because this cousin had ADHD andoften made up funny songs about his dog.
- Too overused, sounds too much like Chelsea, it’s too cutesy. It mayworkfor a little 5 year old, but what about when the kid is an adult?
- For a boyit's outdated and think before giving a girl a boy's name because youthink it sounds cute. You aren't the one having to use it for the nexteighty years. It's like you being named Gertrude because your ownmother thought it sounded nice at the time...how would you like it?
Kendall: This is a brand of motoroil. What's next, "...and this is mydaughter Pennzoil?"
Kennedy: that'sright, name the baby after America's mostfamous and wealthiest white-trash family. Great.
Kenneth---don'tlike the "eth" sound at the end. Notmasculine to me and Ken makes be think of Barbie, the ultimate drag fora name.
Kieran: aMidwesterner's pronunciation of Karen.
Kingston- Soundspretentious to me, and if he doesn't likeit, what nicknames are there?
Kit Itrhymes with zit and something else equallyunpleasant. What if the poor kid has a serious amount of acne? I don'tlike this name because in every state I move to there is a news anchornamed Kit. The child has only one future: News Coverage
Kitty: i dislike the name kittybecause how would you like to benamed after a cat?
Krista Myname is Krista, and people always think it'sKristen, Kristy, Carissa, Christina, etc. And if they get it right,they usually spell it "Christa."
Kristi: (Myown name) Makes me feel eternally six-yearsold.
Kristin/Kristen -Iknow far too many Kristins too everlike this name. I also dislike the sound of it, it begins with Kr-which sounds very harsh. It also sounds like a stripper or acheerleader or perhaps a stripper who dresses up as a cheerleader.
Kristina- Itleaves a bad taste in my mouth and it’smy own birth name! People tend to want to spell it as“Christina”, it sounds just like it even thoughit’sspelt with a K so it gets confusing when there’s 5 other kidswho’s names start with “Chris” in thesame class. Idon’t care for the meaning either, it would be fine if I wasaChristian (as the name means follower of Christ), but I am not. I thinkparents shouldn’t name their children religious names becausethey don’t know what religion their kid is going to end uphavingwhen they grow up.
KYLA Thissounds like an ailment that would cause spots onyour goldfish's fins. Nobody with this name will ever rise above"office manager." It's especially awful when she's named after herfather Kyle.
Kyla...Kayla...Kylie..Kaylee.Barf...I just tough a classof first, second and third graders two summers ago and every other girlhas one of these ubiquitous "K" names. Poor kids. I do not particularlycare for kre8tive names, but to make your daughter just one in a sea ofthese choices is beyond lame. So unimaginative.
KYLE Kyleis Dwayne's slightly more stable friend. Hewears plaid shirts that strain against his stomach and is 100%unimaginative.
Kylie itwould be crazy to get your child stuck sharing aname with Kylie (the singer). I mean what if she took up the sameprofession and had the same terrible voice?
Lacy
- It's anadjective, most often used when describing underwear.
- The nameLacy seems to be a name that would characterize a ditz of a girl.Example: Loopy Lacy
Laken I think this name is froma soap opera. I think it is way toomasculine to be used for a girl (it is normally a girls' name), yet toowimpy for a boy.
Lana: Iactually really like this name, but read itbackwards, and there you have the unfortunate reason why I could neveruse it!
Lance: Mywife wanted this name until came up with somegreat other names to go with it - Lance Hung, Dick Lance, Max Lance,Seymore Lance, Harry Lance, Lance Payne, Able Lance. It sounds too muchlike a male porn star. I think it means spear or rod.
Laney: "ZanyLaney"
Larry Somiddle-aged bald guy its unreal.
Latrina: Itsounds like a female version of Latrine. Whowants to be named after a toilet??
Laura:i dislike the name laura because it is so boringand overused.
Lauren
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Please,can we think of amore boring totally bourgeois name?
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entirelytoo common. I'm infour classes at college, and theres 2 or 3 different Laurens in each ofthem. I've heard the name so often now that it means absolutely nothingto me. I honestly think I involuntarily roll my eyes when I meet a newLauren.
Layla Ithink I heard that Eric Clapton song way too manytimes when forced to listen to Lite Rock at work.
Leif, Leaf-First thing I think of are trees, then I thinkof Vikings. Don’t get me wrong, I like Leif Eriksson, but itseems that most folks who do name their children Leif don’thavea Scandinavian last name to go with it, so it looks rather odd.
Leigh Oranything that ends with Leigh. It sounds like apair of pants. Meet my daughter Leigh and my son Tuffskins.
Lemuel- Itsounds pretty bad and when I hear it I picturea hick with a piece of straw sticking out of his mouth.
Lena Growingup in Minnesota, I've heard one too many Ole& Lena jokes to ever take the name seriously again.
Leo: idislike this name cause it makes me think of theword liar.Plus,it's an astrological sign,why would you want to nameyour child after a lion?
Lindsay ireally dislike the name lindsay. its so uglysounding and its too common.
Lisa: Waaytoo nasally, Leeeesa. A what? Car? House? Boat?Lease a... the name just leaves ya hangin'. Not to mention every fourthchild born from 1960-75 was gifted it. Ugh, it's a strange sound andwhen you're introduced to one for the thousandth time, makes yourshoulders instantly slump.
Liz- Lizard.Most people don't like lizards or otherreptiles. Why name the kid Liz when you know they'll just get calledLizard or some variation?
Lloyd Thisname is too old fashioned for me and itconjures up the image of a cantankerous old man.
Logan- Idislike this name because it was so common (itseemed everybody named their son this). Also, even though its not along name it is a cumbersome name. I can't imagine having to say thisname on a daily basis. Paired with a equally trendy middle name andshivers are going down my spine. PS - I hope your child isnt' namedLogan and if he is than I'm truly sorry for being so down on it.
LOLA
- (1) Themale expectation for someone with this name usually lead todisappointment (2) People react to this name rather strangely“really?” “ are you aprostitute?” (3)Peopleask if you “know the song?” if they are from the50’sit’s “what ever Lola wants” portraying ashe devil,or the 70’s where the Kinks immortalize the name ,“LA<LA< LOLA<” as a transvestite, then in the80’s BarryManilow killed the name with “Cococabana”s drunkshowgirl…..or I hoped he had, but no such luck, Madonna had tobringthe name back to life! (4) The recent trend to use the name is too bad,it should die a quick death – I know I’ve livedwith it forover 50 years. (5) It’s a four letter word and peoplecan’tspell it! You end up LOLO (6) It sounds like the word used at GirlScout Camp for the latrine, the LALA (7) No child can pronounce ituntil they have undergone speech therapy
- It justsounds like a stripper or showgirl name.
- This namesounds like a trashy, ugly old woman to me. It also rhymes with "bowl",and "mole", among other things.
London: It'sa name for a place, not a person.
London/Brooklyn/Dakota/ pretty much any place namebecauseit justdoesn't make sense. Why can't you choose a real name?
Lori
- Lor what?It's like it stops in mid air. Lor...oh, ee. OKaaay. Anything thatstarts with Lor I would keep my children away. Poor Lori sounds likebad words that are spelled a little different-lurking & luring,notto mention it's a rip off of Laurie--and I can't even go there.
- Lori,Lory- Makes me think of“Lorikeet” a type of parrot.
- I don'tcare for Lori, Lorie, Laurie... how do you spell it?? Because Idon't like names that can have a variety of "correct" spellings. Whywould you always want someone misspelling your kid's name? Same goesfor Kathy, Cathy, Debbie,Deborah, Debi, Debra, etc.Drives menuts.
Lorraine: Yetanother name people probably thought sounded classy, but is morelikely to be pinned to the smock of the cashier down at Wal-mart.
Lou:
- It'spronounced the same as "Loo" which is the British word for toilet.
- the fatherin the stands at the Little League ball game who cusses out the coachand the ump and all the other team's players and throws a fit when hisboy is benched for bad language.
LOURDES
- In French,lourd means heavy and that's the image I get when I hear this name, aheavy little girl... no offense to Madonna's daughter!
- Too hardto pronounce.
Lucas-Mucus, Pukus.
lucifer
- This meansbearer or bringer of light. Satan has not been called by this namesince he was kicked out of heaven. He was renamed to Satan, or Devil,due to him not deserving such a beautiful name.
- someone Iwas talking too was thinking of calling there son Lucifer, why wouldyou want to name your son after Satan
Lucrezia-connotationsof the infamous poisoner
Lucian/Lucia:It sounds like luscious!
Luke= Puke!
Luna
- Somespacey girl up in a tree, eating magic brownies and saving hermenstrual blood to make a collage to sell at the Feminazi Flea Marketand Craft Show and Drumming Day.
- It bringsto mine someone who's either incredibly spacy or a preachy feminist whois always going on about "the power of women" and how evil men and themass media are.
- I know itrelates to women and the moon, both lovely connotations, but if I werein elementary school with a girl named Luna I just know I would callher Looney Luna. Plus it is becoming a popular brand name- there areLuna health bars for women, and, I kid you not, re-washable maxi padswith the brand name Luna. A great association, huh?
Lynn/Lynne-
- Everygirl my age's middle name that isn't Ann or Marie. Yawn.
- stressedmother of 5 kids and the name's even worse added to the end ofsomething like Julie-Lynn or something
- It soundslike a 45 year old woman who has 7 cats and looks like she's 75. Lynn'sface is full of wrinkles and she is more than slightly insane.
MacKenzie
- harshsounding
- Thisconjures up the image of a snooty sorority chick, a college girlobsessed with nail polish and sweaters.
- or anyversion of. I dislike the surname-as-a-first-name trend and I dislikeboyish names for girls. This is a double MacWhammy of the worst kind.
Maddigan: Iheard about some poor baby that recently got stuck with this name. Iseverely dislike it - its like its meant to be "Maddison" but gotcrossed with "cardigan". It's also an Irish family name. A family namefor a firstname = no! Yuck all round!
Madison
- Don't nameyour kid from a landmark in New York City.
- What's thedeal with giving your daughter a name with -son at the end? A daughteris not a son! Plus it's so common that the next time I hear it I knowI'm going to scream!
- colorless,dull
- I dislikethe name Madison. I feel like asking the mother of a little girl withthat name, "Is your child's last name 'Wisconsin';?"
- This hasgot to be one of the ugliest names on Earth.
- Toopopular, yes. Also: As a teacher, I can tell you that most of theMadisons call themselves Maddie or Maddy. These nicknames sound“ratty” and downtrodden. Maybe you think youwon’tuse the nickname. But other people will!
- This nameis not pretty at all.
- Everyperson I know seems to have a child named Madison. It's the mermaidname! It just reminds me of the movie "Splash" where Daryl Hannah'scharacter pointed out Madison Avenue and made that her name. Everyoneseems to forget this!
- Madison/Addison: Maddy is a veryunattractive nickname for a little girl. It sounds waytoo harsh. And Addison always makes me think of an Adder (snake).
- Madison isthe "Jennifer" of the future. I think most people probablyloved this name the first time they heard it (that is how a namebecomes popular). By the tenth time they probably thought it was o.k..But by the twentieth time, I for one became pretty tired of it. I thinkthe over use of a Classic or Traditional names is alright. But doesanybody still like the name Jennifer?
- Everyother little girl is named Madison and all I can think of when I hearthe name is MAD AT SON!
- it's alast name and a boy's name for that matter. I just don't get whatpeople see in this name. It's so unimaginative.
- MADISON/MADYSON/MADY: I fear my child will haveto memorize the last initials of all herclassmates because they will all be named Madison!
Madison/Zoe/ Sky/ McKenna: Um, haseveryone forgotten that there are manyother girls names and you're not limited to these four? Seriously,every little girl I meet under the age of 3 is named one of these names.
Maggie: Maggiethe haggie, maggot, faggie, magpie,gaggie... I could go on and on. Used by parents who already have a dognamed Molly.
Mallory
- I'veseen it spelled Malarie, which is just one letter away from Malaria.
- My name isMallory, but I prefer to be called Stacey. I'm writing because I wantedto write about the dislike of my name Mallory. I read a submission onMallory, and I agree with that person. This is my name, and I can behonest about this, I don't like the name Mallory. I don't like it forseveral reasons:
1. It's sounds like malady which means sickness or disorder. Who wouldname their child sickness?
2. It also sounds like Malaria which is a disease. Why would you wantto name your child after a disease?
3. The prefix "Mal" means bad.
4. Mallory means misfortune. Why would you want to give your child aname that means misfortune? Often times, I introduce myself as Stacey.
One of the students I went to school with is named Stacey and I likethat name way better than Mallory. - Totalvalley girl who only cares about make-up and cute boys. Either that, orat the total other end of the spectrum, a complete nerd with frizzy redhair, freckles, and big thick glasses.
- malorry,mally, any name with "mal" in it: theprefix mal=bad, ie.malodorous, malevolent
- malorie:one letter away from calorie
MARGARET / MAGGIE I dislikethese names because they have no ringto them. MAGGIE reminds me of a chubby person, or the baby from theSimpsons, and MARGARET reminds me of an elderly lady, or the word"regret."
Marie:
- Marieas a middle name - why not be anoriginal? How many people do youknow that have this middle name. As a joke and tounge in cheek, mydaughter calls her male friends .. "Justin Marie", "Carson Marie", etc.when she is mad at them. Because when your mom gets mad, she uses yourmiddle name and Marie is the epitome of a middle name.
- Makes methink of a crotchety old hag. Ah yes, and it does mean “fullofbitterness and sorrow”.
Maria:it is a beautiful name until I had 4 Maria's in my class
Mariah: Everyonethinks of Mariah Carey now.
Marjorie Remindsme of the word margarine.
Mark: whichis my name. Me and just about every other manmy age who isn't called David. There were seven Marks in my first gradeclass. And frankly I would have killed to have been called Dweezil.
Martha:Everytime I hear this name I can't help butpicture an unhappy homemaker waiting for her husband George to comeback from the mill
Marvin: Marvinthe Martian. Enough said.
Mary: Waytoo over used plus it means “ full ofbitterness and sorrow”. Who would name their child“bitter” or “sorrowful”?
Mary Lynn, Mary Alice,Mary Joe, Mary Sue, Mary Beth, MaryAnn, etc.: apparentlyunbeknownst to the parents who give theirchildren double-name first names, such monikers go on to haunt theiroffspring in ways they hadn't even thought of. Most notably the factthat rarely does the general public ever remember the second half ofthe name, relegating the poor girls to "Mary" for the rest of theirlives. Or, to make matters worse, the last half of the name isslaughtered beyond the point of recognition of the bearer.
Matilda: Ican't imagine this on anyone younger than 80.
Matthew:
- Cute, butway too popular. Also, it has the unpleasant teasing nickname of "doormat."
- Yeah, theworld really needs 15 more Matts in every class.
- Sometimesit seems that Matthew is the emergency name for new parents who can'tthink of any other name. In itself it's a nice name, but there's toomany Matthews.. and what's the deal with the two T's anyways??
- Goodold-fashioned name, except for the fact that there's at least 20 inevery graduating class. Ditto for "David."
Maud: Old-lady names are gettingfashionable now, but this one is just awful.
Max: sounds like a comic bookcharacter. Max Spaceflyer, here tosave the Earth!
McKAYLA
- Theparents couldn't settle for Kayla, so they had to put a big ugly Mc infront of it. Mc should be reserved only for last names, and McDonalds.
- Michaelaused to be a perfectly nice name until the people who can't spelldiscovered it and took it away to the trailer park.
McKenna: My cousin just named hernewborn daughter this but spells itMackena. When I got the birth announcement, I thought the name waspronounced Mack-ena. It just doesn't sound like a real name to me.
Meg, notMegan or Meghan, is a less-than-desirablename.It sounds like someone is cutting you off mid-sentence. Meg--!
Megan
- Anothervery unfeminine name. It sounds too sharp and angry. Plus, the mostdominant sound is “egg,” and who wants to soundlikebreakfast?
- I dislikethis name because it reminds me of a dog, Megan's beggan
- Lost itsfunky charm about a billion Megans ago.
Melanie- Likemelanoma, skin cancer.
Melina/ Malina/ Melena : Idislike this name as it is a medicalterm refering to the passage of blood in the feces.
Melissa
- Sounds toomuch like the word molest.
- my name-sigh! my parents named me this because it was 'unusual'- yes- ok- not!
- This nameis way too common. My name is Melissa, and I don't really like beingknown as 'Melissa H.' In fourth grade, there was another Melissa withan 'H' last name. We both ended with the same letter too! (( a 't' ))We had to write out our full name on tests since we had the same middlenames. (( Ann ))
Melvin All I can think of istaped glasses and pocket protectors.
Mercedes:PLEASE don't name your child after a car! Myfriends name is Mercedes and when she first met us everyone would walkpast her and say vroom vroom and make car noises.
Mersadez: Badenough to name your child after a car. Worseto spell it phonetically.
Meredith: becauseit sounds very stuffy and fluffy. Plus,I despise the nickname Mere (pronounced Mer)
Merle: I know it is theLatin word for a songbird, and probably sounded beautiful to parents100 years ago. Now it's just ugly for a boy or a girl.
Merlin. Achild should not be saddled with the nameMerlin. I know a child named Merlin, and I feel the parents havecruelly chosen a name that will draw the animus of other kids and thatsounds like a man in his late fifties-early sixties who bowls two orthree times a week in a league. Even with the medieval interest in thatole magician, Merlin cannot be redeemed and should magically disappear.
Merrill-I have an uncle named this, but he must not likeit either, because he uses his middle name. I do like it, but for aGIRL, probably because of Meryl Streep.
Mia: soundslike a meow.
Michael and Sara - These haveto be the two most overused names inthe English language, because they are very common for people of allages. Please give them a rest and name your kids something moreoriginal.
Michaela/Mikayla/Makaila, etc.: Thisname does not suit anyoneover eight. Somehow I can't picture Prime Minister Mikayla, or evenMrs. Mikayla. It's childish and silly.
MICHELLE
- The nameseems to breed backstabbing and fake tans and peroxide blonde hair.
- is a nameI dislike and it's my own. I'm hearing impaired so I dislike Rochelleeven more. It rhymes with my name and I can't hear the difference. It'sbad enough that there are over half a dozen Michelle's at my work, sixmore in class, and now we have "Rochelle's"? Plus, nowadays we like tochange the spelling of everything: nobody spells my name right. So Iurge parents to not use this name, especially if the child is hearingimpaired, the name is too soft sounding, everyone has it, or they areRochelle.
MILDRED
- Two Words“Mildew” and “Dreadful”.
- This namecould be considered a synonym for dowdy! This name is drab and lifelessand should be happily filed away into the list of forgotten names.....
- This namecalls to mind a severe, plain, boring older woman. Also, I think theDRED sound is very unpleasant in both sound and association.
Millie-It's a total old lady name. I can't picture anyone under the age of 75with this name.
Milo:a cash crop, along withsoybeans and sorghum.
Mindy:
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Mork!
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Anyonewant a breath mint?
Mikayla:I just can't picture agrown, old lady with this name.
Miranda- Bringsto mind bananas and stuck-up privateschool girls.
Missy:
- Missy:like the female equivalent of Buster. "Just where do you think you'regoing, Missy?"
- When mymom or teacher was mad at a girl, she would say "LOOK HERE, MISSIE!..."It just doesn't sound like a name--it's like naming a child "young man"or "Lady Jane"
Misty
- I missedyou, Misty! This doesn't sound like a full name, more like a nickname.
- This ismore of a unicorn name than a people name.
- I dislikethis name, because it's mine to dislike. My name is Misty Dawn as ifMisty wasn't bad enough. First of all, "hello grandma Misty" ugh.Second, no one seems to know how to spell Misty (Misti, Mistie, Mystie,etc). Third of all, everyone had a dog, horse, or cat named Misty, andfeel compelled to tell me about it. Lastly, in the early 80's Porn StarJon Holmes dated a woman named Misty Dawn, and I have also been told itsounds like a strippers name.
- There isalready a submission for Misty. I am writing b/c this is also my nameand like the existing entry mine is also Misty Dawn and haveencountered all the same things like having a horse or dog named Mistyor sounding like a porn star. I wish I could meet this other Misty Dawnso we could commiserate together about it. Anyway, I want to add onething…I met a German girl at a party once and she told meMisty(actually spelled Mistie) in German means “lots of crap fromfarmanimals”…lovely, isn’t it!
Misty,Crystal, Amber, Mindy, Dawn, Krissy, and Tammy. Thesenames shouldbe strictly reserved for people who plan to raise their children in atrailer park and appear on The Jerry Springer Show. They also remind meof fat, data processors with acrylic nails and crusty bangs, wearingill-fitting, faded clothing.
Mitchell Tome,Mitchell rhymes with too many derogatorywords to ever give credit to nick names, like b*tch, witch, and evenitch...Pronouncing it, it sounds like a gurgle. It's also Dennis theMenace's last name. Nuff' said.
Molly.
- Molly- Iknow too many people who have named their dogs this.
- I picturea drug using nasty teen who is contantly playing the victim. Bettersuited for a dog anyways.
Monty-
- ...Python?
- It's oneof those names that no one under the age of eighty has, and your kid isgoing to get jokes for the rest of his life.
- An oldman's name, or neighborhood bully. I wanted to use the name Montgomeryif I had another son, but then my husband said, "Yeah and we can callhim Monty!" It just turned me off completely.
Morgan:
- Isn't thata kind of horse? Sounds like "mortgage," too.
- Sounds tomuch like morgue, mourning, organ and organism. I wouldn't want my kidto sound like a liver or stomach.
- Too"old-fashioned-but-trying-to-be-new". Makes me think of cheerleaders.
- in themorgue, no doubt.
Myrtle This name rhymes with"girdle" and "turtle" which is aperfect set-up for a child to be teased. Plus it's a little tooold-fashioned and outdated. I can't imagine anyone in the newmillennium naming their daughter this.
Nancy-
- Makes methink of someone who is homosexual. i.e., the phrase “NancyBoy”.
- Nancy Avery common name for people over 40! Too dated. Maybe it’llcomearound again in time for your grandkids, but for now it’sjuststale.
- the namereminds me of a not very nice person, someone cynical
Naomi --
- Mystepdaughter's name. I didn't mind it until a friend pointed out thatit was "I moan" backwards. It also bothers me when mispronounced.
- I alsohate my own name, Naomi. It sounds like a wimp and I am a very strongperson. Also, everybody mispronounces it. Even though the second letteris a
long "a" sound, everyone changes it to a long "i" and calls me Niomi. Ihave never understood why people do this, but I loathe it. - Althoughthis lovely sounding name trips off of the tongue nicely, all I canthink of is "Naomi cried for her children," from the Bible. Too dark.
Natalie-
- Soundslike an adverb to me, as in "he was nattily dressed." Not that that's abad thing, but it just doesn't sound like a name.
- Makes methink of those pesky little flying insects that get into your eyes
- The namealways seemed awfully nasal-sounding to me. Kind of whiny.
- I admitthis my name and most the time I love it but I always got stuck withNat as a nickname. Kids DON'T like being named after Bugs. Gnat
NATASHA
- On SesameStreet, there was a little baby monster named Natasha. I don't like thewhole "tash" sound. It's ugly.
- I've neverever met a nice or smart girl named this. They've all been dumber thana brick and "witchy."
- Boris, themoose and the squirrel are all the reasons why, it just sounds like ajoke to me because of that show.
Nevaeh: First of all, it's heavenbackwards. Isn't that sort of likenaming your child hell? Second, it's way too popular. Everyone whonames their child this thinks they are "so original" but in realitythere are thousands of unfortunate girls with this name. Third, I justcan't imagine a successful working woman or old lady with this name.
Niamh.
- Niamh/Caoimhe/Aoife: yes, these are actuallnames in Ireland, but we ain't in Ireland, see?And nobody who isn't first-generation Irish or have a degree in Celticlinguistics is going to understand why they're spelled so strangely forthe way they sound.
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Niamh- Neev, keeva, Efa. true- mostamericans/australians dont have ahope in hell of getting these so if not in ireland stick to thephonetic thing.(even some people here dont get them because of therelgious divide catholics traditionally gave their children irish namesand protestants avoided them like the plague.even now i know niamhs whoget neem, caoimhes who get ceemHA and aoifes who get offee (thinktoffee) -
No one,other than namingnerds like myself, will every pronounce this right. It's completelyimpossible.
Nicholas
- Soundslike Nickel - As*, yet tons of people still manage to like this nameand use it on their kids. And the nickname Nick is boring. Heck, thename Nick's in NICKname it's so common! And "Nick" reminds me of"Scar".
- It's justugly sounding.
- Inever liked this name, the nickname Nick is even worse. Every 2ndboy's name is Nick, Nicky, Nicholas. I wonder why people don't chooseto use a more interesting version like Nikoli, Nicoli. This soundsbetter to me.
- nicholas/Christopher Ishould like them, they're well established classics...yet they havesuch a childish feel to them that I have a hard time taking an adultNicholas or Christopher very seriously. The short forms are equallyunappealing -- Nick is a ding in a piece of wood and Chris is very fem.That they are ubiquitous does not help their case.
Nicole I'm sorry, but having theword "cole" in your name is justdepressing. Plus, it's way over-used.
Nikita (fora girl). I know this sounds feminine becauseit has the "ita" at the end, but it's a Russian male name!
Nikki
- My name isNina but for some reason people always insist on calling me Nikki. Itdrives me crazy. After 20 years, I just don't like the name anymore.
- Over theyears, I've come to dislike the name Nikki (short form of Nicole,Nikita,ect.) because it sounds all cutesy and makes me think of anattention seeking dolly girl (no offence). Also, whenever I watch asoap or programme aimed mainly at young people, there seems to besomeone called Nikki.
Norma This name sounds like achubby, big-nosed old gossip who sitsat her telephone all day.
Octavius: Youknow those parents who despise "creativenames" yet still want to be original and classy? Well, this is whatthey name their kid, and it usually doesn't go over too well.
Olga:
- One of thefew Russian names I dislike. It reminds me of the word "ogre".
- First ofall it sounds like a old Russian queen, or a hag or something. Itsounds old and musty. Also, there is a girl at my school called Olgaand everyone calls her Old Guy. Lovely.
- Olga/Helga- Brings to mind a hugeblonde masseuse from Norway or one of thosecountries and she has huge scary muscles and a mustache and is saying,"Olga/Helga break your back now!" or something frightening like that.Very manly.
Olivia/Olive/Oliver Remindsof olives (I think they'regood as food, but as a baby name, yuck!). Olivia is getting to be toopopular.
Oliver. Thishas got to be the worst name EVER. It'swimpy, and sounds terrible. All I see is "Liver."
Olivia: Remindsme of Olives, which reminds me of OliveOyl (from that old cartoon Popeye). Not a pleasant image!
Ophelia: Aname that seems to be chosen when the parentthinks Olivia is too common but still insists on an O name. It seems tobe the only other option.
Osbert: Sobad it's actually funny. No really, I literallycrack myself up whenver I think of this name. I have no idea, and it'snot even remotely common, but the name just sounds so weird and stupidthat you can't help but laugh at how bad it is.
Oscar:
- Hot dogsand the Grouch
- Only worksif you're green, furry, gruff-voiced and live in a garbage can.
OSWALD REMINDS ME OF LEEHARVEY.....................
Pacifica:I know a poor unfortunate girl with this name.Poor little girl – named after a car! (Besides, YOU tryfiguringout a nickname for this poor thing! Paci??? Fic??? Ciffie? Way toohumiliating…)
Paisley- Thisis a material! What's next, "This is mydaughter, Silk?"
Paris: It'soriginally a man's name, people who have readthe Illaid know why, and naming your kid after a place (e.g. Dakota,Asia, etc.) sounds trashy.
Pat: Afemale Pat should be illegal. Making Patricia'Tricia' is even more of a crime. But no female should claim 'Pat'.It's just 'Pat'. What? Pat a cake, what?? Way to brief the name Pat.It's has to be in the top 10 plain names on earth.
PATIENCE I'msorry, but the first time I heard this nameit belonged to a Patience Whipple and now I think of toilet paper whenI hear it.
Patty: aninvitation to tease - Fatty Patty, Cow Patty,Hamburger Patty, Peppermint Patty, Patty Duke, etc. ad nauseum
Payne:thiscan only be used once in the case of the latePayne Stewart the golfer guy. Payne the Pain is not good.
PAYTON/PEYTON
- Peyton-wait a minute..seyton-macbeth's assistant...satan-the devil...pay-thebill?...the choices are endless.....
- I don'tlike this name because it is a last name. It also sounds like patent(long "a") which means "open".
Peaches: Theonly time I heard this name, it was put with Honeyblossom, andsounds like she belongs with Rainbow Brite.
Peter:
- a guy'ssexual organ.
- Reminds meof peanut butter.
- Justreminds me of a saying my grandmother always says. "If you have amosquito on your peter, whack it off."
Phineas: sounds like a small bonein your nose.
Phoebe:
- If Ihadn't heard it spoken on "Friends" before seeing it written down in asynopsis of the show, I would still be pronouncing it "Phobe" as in"Phobia"
- Doesn'tthis name make you think of the word "fetus"? I can't imagine any womanunder the age of sixty to have a name like this!!
Phyllis:
- Probablythe ugliest name I can think of. A Phyllis was born to be a cafeterialady. "Fill us with lunch, please!"
- Superugly-sounding. Total "old lady" name, and for some bizarre reason,immediately makes me think of horses. I doubt anyone would actuallywant their name associated with Mr. Ed and the like.
Piper
- This issomething you name an elf or a bird, not a child.
- How canthe poor girl be taken seriously when she’s all grown up? Toocute, not pretty.
- Like thepied piper, only female.
- I dislikethe name Piper, it's not very attractive and all I can think of is thewrestler named Rowdy Roddy Piper. I also can't help thinking of PeterPiper and his pickled peppers, and also The Pied Piper of Hamlinplaying his tune and all the rats following him. They are all Not verypleasant images for a sweet little girl!
Pippa-in Swedish, this is slang for "having sexual intercourse" - not a verynice name for a little girl!
Porter: Yes, I have heard thisname before, and I intenselydislike it. It's the name of the guy who takes your luggage up to yourhotel room, NOT for a baby.
Precious: Appropriate for littleyappy dogs donning rhinestonecollars, and owned by rich, old ladies.
Princess:
- Any childnamed Princess will probably think she is one and have the worstattitude...at least, the Princesses I know do. Save yourself years ofgrief and don't name your kid that. You'll end up with a royal pain.
- SeePrecious, only larger dogs.
- Sure, shemight be that to you. But she has to put this name on resumes someday.
Priscilla soundslike Priss to me.
Purificación -a Spanish name. I think it´shorrible to call a little girl "purification", as if she were dirty.Plus, it makes me think of "purée"
Rachael: Havinga husband named Michael is no excuse forthat extra A.
Racheal: Thisspelling of Rachel makes you want topronounce it Rah-CHEE-ull.
Raelyn- Twowords: Trailer Park.
Rain Inmy opinion rain is too depression to name yourchild after.
Randy:
- somegreasy guy at the gas station who tries to sneak looks up ladies'skirts while they pump gas. Has cut a peephole in the ladies' bathroomtoo.
- OK so itmight be alright in the USA but here in Australia he'd be teasedrelentlessly. Randy means horny. I wouldnt bestow that on any child.
Rayne-We knew someone who namedtheir kid this. It's been almost ayear, and we still have trouble saying it with a straight face. It'sbad enough to name your kid Rain, but spelling it like this makes itlook like you didn't even know how to spell the word "rain" correctly.Sad to say, but it seems very "trailer trash"... like Krystal.And having a videogame character called BloodRayne makes the name evenmore ridiculous!
Reagan: Either the little girlin the Exorcist who twists her headall the way around while vomiting green slime or a US president whodrifted through his administration letting his wife, his advisors andan astrologer make his decisions for him.
Rebecca-
- All right, this name isbeautiful, but Becky is not, and it is almostinevitable that Rebeccas end up as Becky.
- especiallyRebecca Ann- are we all from the trailer park? Everytime I hear it Ipicture barefoot, redneck children playing in the dirt.
Reggie: Everytime i hear thisname, the word "wedgie" comes to mind.I'd feel bad if the poor kid gets tormented everyday.."Reggie haswedgie!"
Renee Has always struck me asthe least attractive of the Frenchnames. Also, the accent is usually placed over the wrong 'e' and thatannoys me to no end.
Rex:Bow-wow.
Ralph
- Nicemeaning (wolf, I think), but sounds like barfing.
- It'ssimilar to barf.
Rhiannon.Don't you remember the song? She was a "lady of the night"! Why wouldyou name your child something like that??
Rhonda: Reminds me of a JerseyCow as opposed to a charming littlegirl...also, sounds too similar to, "Honda", especially not appropriatefor a heavy set child.
Richard (Dick)
- It's anugly name, and most of the Richards I have met were arrogant and mean.
- You maynot choose to call him "Dick," but someone assuredly will!
- Richard --Way too stiff-feeling! And it makes me think of Richard Nixon who wascorrupt and ugly besides.
- Need I saywhy? It's a nice name but with that Dick connection, you're just askingfor trouble
Rikki too peppy, too cutesy. Idislike the "i" ending. give yourchild something that distinguishes them as a person, not as acheerleader!
Riley: Sounds like "rile",meaning "to anger". Or rifle, which isalmost as bad. It's too masculine to be a girl's name, but doesn'tquite sound like it should be a boy's name either.
Robert/Bob: I cannot stand thename Robert; it reminds me of abalding, businessman who sits in a cubicle all day long! But thenickname is way worse; Bob is a haircut for women, not a cool nickname.
Roberta: It sounds so corny andstrange. It's also kind of stuck up.
ROBIN
- Nickname:birdbrain.
- Just can'tsee this as a name; it's too cute.
RochelleYeah if you want yourdaughter to grow up and be a stripper!!
Rocky:Associated with phrases like "Rocky Landing","Rocky marriage" - sounds like the child is doomed to a bad time inlife.
Roxanne-dontput on your red light tonight
Roy- Thekid just sounds like a dork.
Rudolph-Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Enough said.
Roman: Whyname a kid after a civilization
Rumor-Last I heard, rumors were bad things, vicious liesspread about people and just not nice.
Rupert/Giles/Milton/Albert/Gilbert/Grayson: Tryandconvince me they aren't going to get beaten up daily.
Ruth
- This hasto be one of the most unflattering names I can think of. The“eww” combined with the “th”sound make itunbearable. It sounds too much like “Roof”.
- I knowit's Biblical, but it sounds like the noise a dog makes while barking."RUTH!! RUTH!! ROOOOTH!!!"
- I can'tthink of a worse name to call a baby, it's so harsh and tongue-twisting
Rylan:
- Soundslike a cross between Ryan and Nylon.
- "Oh, Ibought this great new winter jacket, it's down-filled, bright blue,made of 75 percent Rylan and 25 percent Gore-tex."
Sabina: Why not go for Sabrina andsave yourself the aggravation ofmispronunciation for the rest of your life (and your child's).
Sabrina: It sounds too much likesome really popular names. And itwould be really bad for your child to be called "Sab". It's a carbrand. I could see her classmates now, calling her the newest brand ofSaab car, whatever it would be.
Sadie, sade, etc.: Remindsme of sadistic
Sailor
- It's juststupid! It's like naming your kid "Driver" or "Trucker" or "Pilot" or"Cabbie" or something equally stupid. It's an occupation. How about"Secretary" or "VIP" or maybe "Burgerflipper" because that's allthey'll ever be.
- What ifSailor fears the water?
- becauseit's a TITLE NOT A NAME.
Saira: A withering bellydancer,missing a tooth, displaying nappyhair, and sporting an array of gold items that outweighs her.
SALLY WAY overused--it seemedlike every other person in the 60's-80's was named Sally
Samantha:
- It has MANin it. Not even the masculine, Samuel, has man in it, so why should thefeminine? And Sammy is not the least bit feminine sounding/looking,even if you spell it Sami or Sammie or Samee.
- (My name,go figure) Its used so much. I greatly dislike sitting in my highschoolclass rooms, surrounded by three, or four other Samantha's. For yourdaughters sanity, name her something else. I once had 5 Samantha's inone class, two in which had the name letter to their last names, (oneof them being me) and, we ended up coming up with ridiculous nick names(Sam, Samantha, Sammy, Chica, And that one girl). I'm not sayingSamantha isn't a pretty name, it is, but it's used so much I don'tunderstand how I (or anyone else with this name) holds onto their ownmental conditions. Its just frustrating trying to figure out who yourboss/employee/peer/friend/acquaintance is talking to when there's morethan one Samantha in a room. You know what I mean?
- Samantha,Sabrina, Tabatha - Reminds me ofwitches. Who wants to be namedafter TV witches, no matter how pretty they are??? I certaninlywouldn't name my daughter that. I also think they sound "trashy".
Sandrine:looks a bit like sardine to me.
Sandy: asa girls name. It is a masculine nameoriginating from Alexander, as in Alexander the Great, a man. Thefemale version is Sandra. I wish people would get this right. I'venever personally known a woman named Sandy. I have a cousin namedSandra, no one in our family has ever called her Sandy!
Sara(h)
- It's myname and it's not really the name I dislike, it's the pronunciation. Isaw a Bible movie once about Abraham and Sarah and they pronounced itSAH-rah. (Just FYI the movie was filmed in Iran or somewhere) I thinkthat sounds MUCH more attractive than SARE-uh...but who's going toremember, unless you're from a foreign country?Spanish\Mexican girlsnamed Sara (no H) pronounce it SAH-rah, and even have nicknamessometimes (Sarita, Sarina, etc) but no matter where you go in Americaand no matter what spelling it seems to be "SARE-uh." I do dislike thatno matter what spelling it's common, but I think I might be able tolive with that if I could just get people to say it the way I want!
- Soundsbabyish. A princess in their parents eyes, very SPOILED. One of thosekids who sucks their thumb till they are 9, later sucks their dad'smoney away, gets a $4000 drum set or whatever without second thought asa teenager because their parents are so afraid of the baby tantrums shethrows when she doesn't get her way.
- allthrough middle school and high school there were two Sarah's with thesame last name, so they went by "Sarah brown" and "Sarah blonde" fortheir hair color.
- WAY toocommon! Why would you name your kid that? To have the same name asevery other girl in school? These are America's Mohamad.
- one word-common! there are 6 sarah's in my year alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! enough said
- People usethis name because it means princess. and okay so who doesn't want theirlittle girl to be a princess, but it just gets so annoying! Everyone isnaming their daughters Sarah!
- Sara/Sarah:Again, it's really overused. I'm friends with about 4 different Sarahsright now, and there is really no convenient way to tell them apart byname unless you know them. When someone talks about some girl with thisname, you always have to tack on her last name, or at least the lastinitial. Though I have nothing against the name itself, the probabilityfor someone else having the same name and the same spelling is veryhigh, so it should probably be avoided. For example, right now I knowtwo girls called Sarah K. And yes, they're both Sarah-with-an-H...sowhen they're in the same room, people always call them by their lastnames instead. They don't mind, but I'm sure it gets annoying to be oneof many people with the same name.
- WAY toocommon. Even if you absolutely love it, your kid won't. They'll have tobe Sara B. or 'Sarah with an h.'
Savannah: The name Savannah isundesirable to me; it reminds me of amonkey people pay 50 cents to take a picture with at the county fair.
Saxony: My English teachernamed her daughter this. It sounds likea video game character.
Sayward it sounds like seaweedto my ears and it reminds me ofmental wards!
Scarlett -Whathappened? When my peers' mothers becameobsessed with Gone With theWind, they just named theirdaughters Tara (or occasionally Melanie)! Now little Scarletts abound.Maybe I just don't sympathise with everyone's favorite procrastinatingsouthern belle. Plus, I can't warm up to a name that starts with"scar." And, I automatically think of TheScarlet Letter.
Scott:
- All theScotts I went to elementary school with got called "Snott."
- My name isScott and I always disliked the name. A hard time in school with therhymes like, "Scotty went Potty on an Enchilade". It also sounds like abrainless blonde surfer dude.
- I actuallylike this for a boy, but I've heard rumors about it being used for agirl, and that just doesn't work
Scout:If you are not in To KillA Mockingbird, then name yourdaughter that.
Seamus: Shamusis an old-fashioned term fora privatedetective.
Sean: wheni read this name, in my mind i hear "SEEN."Spell it Shawn/Shaun PLEASE! Same goes for Seamus. SHAMUS is better.
Seraphina: Thesame people who name their kids Atticus andGideon like this name. It's like a combination of Sara and Josephina,and it's supposedly "original" and "unique".
Serenity:Ladies, please! This is a SANITARY product! Avery good one but that's no excuse!
Shawn-
- Shawn/Sean:I don't know how to explain it, but it sounds nasely and wimpy in away. And whenever I see Sean, I always pronounce it as Seen.
- Rhymeswith “yawn” (as in boring!),“pawn” (as in pawnshop) and “con” (as in con-artist). It just strikesme as atrashy low class name.
Shelby-I think this is one of the ugliest names I've ever heard. I read achildren's book once about a turtle named Shelby, and I can't believesomeone would name a baby that. It's just ugly.
SIDNEY (for a girl)- Thisis originally an English name,and it is definitely originally a BOY's name. The same goes for Adrian,Ryan, Robin, Lesley and many others, but Sidney is certainly thesilliest example.
Sir : Whatif he is knighted? Sir Sir?
Sierra
- Sierra/Cierra: This is a perfect name--for an SUV.
- Sierra,Ciarra, Cyerra, etc...I can'tstand hearing these names any longer!I don't think it is a "cute, uncommon name" I have never liked it.
- This nameis not that popular but its getting there.
- I'm sorry,I can't imagine a grandma with this name, and every time I meet alittle girl with it I think "ooh... over-trendy parents."
Simon: crookedlawyer who brags about getting child molesters and slumlordsoff the hook. Always sporting a thousand-dollar suit, unshined shoesand an oily smile.
Sky orany form of it (i.e.Skye, Skyie, Skylar, Skylee) I didreally like this name when it was weird and unusual but, it to me isthe new Jennifer or Caitlyn... I have heard of at least 10 kids namedSky in the last year and a half. and even worse if it is paired with awitticism like Sky Blue, Sky Balou, Etc...
Skylar: "My name is SkylerSmith and I'd like to apply for a jobhere." Do you want your child to have the name Skyler when they are 80or even 25 and looking for a job? I think it's cruel and they may neverforgive you. I wouldn't.
Sophie: as in soapy.
Sophie/Sophia- This name alwaysmakes me think of sofa. Or soap.Neither of them something I'd want associated with my name.
Soren (without the umlaut) - Thisis my favorite Scandinavianname, but there is supposed to be an umlaut making the first syllablesound kind of like the word "sir", otherwise it sounds like "sore" withan N at the end and it doesn't sound right.
Spike: It sounds like a pornstar's name, along with Lance.
Stacie/Stacy-reminds me of theBarbie doll's little sister.
Star asa name is also bad because it suggests that theparents are fame-seeking. It seems to promise a certain Hollywoodmentality. That can't be good.
Starla: myown name, don't like it because when I workedas a dispatcher at a trucking company I'd answer the phone by statingthe company name followed by "this is Starla." They all thought I'dsaid my name was Darla.
Stephanie
- I'vealways thought this name is really ugly. It makes me think of stuffing,which I can't stand.
- It soundslike "Step On Me", and it's too ugly.
- It’sa ugly name period. Think of the possible nick names child will come upwith: “Step-on-me” or calling her“fanny”.
- This is myname, but I am changing it. I have always thought this name is ugly-sounding and weird. Having the "st" and "f" sounds so close
together is bizarre, and the "uh" sound makes it even worse. I don'tunderstand why so many people think this is a pretty name.
Steven- Horriblename. It’s makes you have to move your mouth inawkwardways. The “St” sound is creepy. Think of the wordsthatstart with the same sound like “stupid”,“stink”, “stingy”,“stuck-up”,“stifle” . Add to that, it’s way too overused. Anyname that is over used is going to end up being associated withnegative things.
Stuart/Stewart- Thisname, to me, sounds like fart. Also,the nicknames "Stu" and "Stuie" sound like stew. As in a big pot ofchunky stew. It's pretty common, too.
SUE
- Soundslike a law suit.
- This nameis so common especially for women born in the 40's and 50's that itmeans nothing.
sueanne- ok people who puts 2 namestogether to sound like they camefrom the trailor park..i mean no offence, but sue anne and names likebobby jan, mary ray, and other names that go together just shouldn't beallowed anymore. that was meant for back in the day when people couldonly work on farms.
Summer: Niceor not, giving a child the name of a seasonseems unoriginal to me, especially if they were born in the seasonthey're named after. (A Spring being born in April, a Summer being bornin June, and so on.) Also, Summer where you come from might be nice,but someone else's might be hot and humid, or storm season, or anyother number of things, so there are lots of possibilities for negativeassociations...not to mention how easy it would be for this girl'sclassmates to tease her.
Suzie: thisis the word my aunt gave us girls to use torefer to our womanly parts in polite society.
Sybil-obviousscary movie connotations
Sydney, Sidney:a crooked used-car salesman. The IRS ispanting to see his records.
Sylvester: Apuddy-tat! I tought I taw a puddy-tat!
TaffyIsn't that candy? This is my other daughter,Snickers, and my son, Rolo.
Tammy: Thisis my name and I have been unhappy with itfor years. I have been told (by my husband) that he thinks of it as aname for strippers or trailer trash. I would change it in a minute if Iwouldn't have to hear about it from my mother for the next twentyyears. I can't even imagine being in my 50s or 60s with this name.
Tanner: Idon't understand the appeal of this name. Asidefrom the fact that it sounds wussy, its a word for someone who tanshides for a living.
Tanya/Tonya/Tawny: Justgo ahead and buy the child astripper pole for her 1st birthday. She may as well embrace her destinyand start practicing. The association with Tonya Hardingdoesn’thelp either.
Tatum
- Soundslike a sex toy
- It's likeyou were eating Tater Tots and then got heartburn...and had to takeTums.
Taylor:
- I like itbetter as a boy's name. Girls have really taken over this one! Seemsvery generic, and with no soul.
- Taylor/Tyler Now girls are beingnamed this too. This is just sopopular and totally over-used.
- Taylorand Tyler: These two weren'tparticularly great presidents, both ofthem pro-slavery, and Tyler joined the Confederacy as an old man. Sowhy name your baby after them? They are especially bad for girls, forwhom they sound snooty.
- Taylor/Tyler: Cheesey and so extremelycommon. Don’t parents think aboutthe 10other male and female versions of each that will be in class with themsome day?
- This is aplace you get your clothes hemmed, not a name!
Tequila-Iasked the NICU staff one day what was the worst baby name that passedthrough their department and this was the answer,
Terence: Terencethe pterodactyl? And the nickname Terryseems totally unmasculine. I can only image a "Terry" to be a wuss,apart from Hulk Hogan.
Thomas: Animportant man in producing the modern toilet;Thomas Crappa. And it's used to much. Thom-as*?
Tia:It means aunt in Spanish. What if she never hasnieces or nephews? And if she does, “Timmy, Aunt Aunt iscomingto visit.”
Tiffney: Evensnobbier sounding than Tiffany.
Tiffany
- Tiffany orany variant thereof: It sounds to me like a pom-pom princess and forsome reason makes me think of cotton candy, all pink and fluffy butwith no real substance.
- So over.
- Thisoriginally became a name because of the lamps. Someone decided it wouldbe a cute name. Why would you name your child after a lamp? Or ajewelry store, for that matter?
- I can'tpicture an old lady named Tiffany and I personally think it sounds likea snob's name.
Tillie.It's just too old-fashioned. And it sounds too silly. I can't take youseriously if you're named Tillie. It also sounds like one of thoseloner-type girls who get picked on by Tiffany's because they arewearing plaids with checks.
Timmy/Tim/ Timothy--tooweak sounding. Brings Lassie dogsto mind and I always thought Lassie was obviously smarter than hermaster.
Timothy: Thisname doesn’t look or sound appealing.And the word "moth" is in it, right in the center of the name! Lovely.And I can’t help but think "Timmy the toilet" when I hear thenickname Timmy.
Todd, or Tad, or any T__dname there is. That name simplyreminds one of an under-developed frog.
Tony:the body of Tony (Tony the Turk) Turciotti was foundtoday stuffed into a drainage pipe behind the Mama Mia Pizzeria. Mr.Turciotti made headlines last year when he was acquitted on federalracketeering and wire-tapping charges.
Tracey/Casey/Stacey: Soundslike someone sneering ortalking through their nose
Trenton
- It's thecapitol of New Jersey!! I can't think of a less romantic or interestingplace on the planet to name a child! OK, maybe Cortland (NY). It alsohas the unfortunate side effect of sounding like "trench mouth" to me.
- Why anyonewould name their child after a city in New Jersey is beyond me. Theshortened form, Trent, is unattractive and abrupt.
Trinity
- hard tosay distinctly, comes from a dumb movie, and it was the name of thecompany I used to work for.
- I wouldassume that someone named Trinity has very religious parents. So maybeyou ARE religious, but do you need to advertise that fact through yourchild’s name?
- Themeaning of the name aside, it can sound very pretty...but think aboutit for a moment. After the popularity of the Matrix series, how manypeople will meet this little girl and immediately think of Neo'sgirlfriend? But in general, I think naming people after popularcharacters is a bad idea - others will see the name and think of thatcharacter and his/her traits whether you want them to or not.
- Dependingon the way you look at it, this is either a name of God or atheological concept. Would you name your child Jehovah, Allah, orTransubstantiation? Didn't think so.
- Its eitherover-the-top pious or borrowed from a movie where it served assomeone's screen name. What's next? RedDogg482? What's worse is that inspite of its heavy religious overtones its tends to bestow upon itswearer a more tasseled and g-stringed sort of a feel.
Trixie:fifty-year-oldonce-glamorous prostitute missing all herimportant teeth.
Tucker: It's one of those namesused by yuppies who want a"down-home" kind of name. Hello? It rhymes with "Sucker" and anotherword that his fellow 5th graderswould be all-too happy to use.
Tyler
- I know atleast twenty Tylers, meeting a few more each month. I espsecially hateit when it's used for a girl, b/c it sounds so masculine. It doesn'tsound like a name, more like a job. "Honey, when's the Tyler (tiler)coming to tile our new bathroom floor?"
- I'm alittle more lenient with Tyler because a while ago I met a Tyler who Ifell crazy in love with. I still don't like the name though. It makesme think of an 8-year-old boy on a skateboard thowing stuff at hisneighbors.
- hyperactivefour-year-old who loudly demands some neon-colored sugary cereal in thestore and when he doesn't get it, falls over on the floor, banging hishead and screaming fit to wake the dead.
- Tyler/Cody/otherlittle kid names: They sound like Wild Westbook characters.
- I dislikethis name because it makes me think of, well, someone who tiles floorsfor a living and what not. In other words, someone who has a low payingjob, lower class. Names ending with the “er” soundas ifthe parent is illiterate and can’t speak or right properly.Plusit’s too over used.
- There areway to many Tylers around
- foraboy or a girl. I don't like the"er" sound at the end of names. Igrew up in the South and Edna was Edner, Wilma was Wilmer, etc. Get thepicture.
- Tyler/anyvariation thereof: Pure whitetrash
Tyson: MikeTyson, the boxer who likes to chomp people's ears off.
Valentin: How cruel, your boy'sgoing to be associated with cupidsand Valentine's day the rest of his life.
Venus Venus is anoverplayed and silly name. Now that we havethe tennis player, this should be the last we hear of this name. Venusis a fiery goddess, a fiery planet, and a injury prone tennis star. Thename begins with "ven," the beginning of venial, which is not a goodquality to promote in a child. There a venial sins and mortal sins.There shouldn't be venial children.
Vicky- Rhymes with“icky”, “yicky”,“picky”, “quicky”,“hickey”,“dicky”, “sicky”,etc… you get the idea.
Victoria It sounds soold-fashioned and snobby and sounds like aBritish royalty name.
Vinnie: Theattorney general's office announced today thatthey are charging Vinnie Spumoni, 46, with the execution-style slayingof Mafia rival Tony the Turk Turciotti last month. mr. Spumonimaintains his innocence.
Waldo-Although there was the famous transcendentalistRalph Waldo Emerson, Waldo itself is, although unique, a quite oddname. I know a Waldo, and everyone always laughs to no end if someoneasks where he is. "Where's Waldo?" Please. This is too common a problemfor someone named Waldo.
Wallace/Wally Youmight not even consider this a name. Isit enough to say it USED to be mine? perhaps I should explain -remember the "where's wally" books? so does everyone else
Warren Itstarts with the word war. I can't think of anynicknames and in my opinion, everyone should have a nickname; it makesthem more approachable.
Wilbur/Wilmer/Wilma: Remindsme of Mr. Ed -"WILLL-BURRRRR!" Will is fine, but that BERR or MERR sound is reallyvile.
William (Bill/Will) Thisname is way too popular andboring at the same time. It's also a word used in everyday language.And getting bills isn't a good thing.
Willie: Slangfor penis.
Wilma
- The personwho wanted to make a feminine for William probably had good intentions,but somewhere something went terribly wrong.
- Thenasal-voiced wife on the Flintstones........it is the archetypal nameof a nagging wife.
Winifred: How feminine is it to have“Fred” in your name?
Winnie: Conjures images ofeither Winnie the Pooh or the annoyinggirl from the Wonder Years. I’m not sure which connotation isworse.
Xander. I don't think a namegets any more white trash, other thanmaybe Bubba.
Zachary/Zac/Zach/Zackery/Zack
- soundslike something green and slimy you try not to step into.
- Oh no,another child named Zachary! But don't worry, there are so manynickname options, including Zach, Zack, Zak, and Zac!
- -It soundsvery childish, and also like the main character of Saved By The Bell.'Nuff said.
Zephyr. Seriously,can you picture a normal person named Zephyr. This oneshould stay on zebras.
Zoe
- Sounds toomuch like "zoo."
- Picturelittle Zoe as a 60 year old woman. Also, it looks like toe, which isn'tthe best connotation. And it just sounds stupid.
- Ipersonally find this name very empty and uninteresting.
- I findthis name to be unoriginal and way overused. -It is derived from theGreek Zoi, meaning life, but I never see it spelled that way, I onlyever see these common spelyngs: Zöe, Zoë, Xoe, ZowieandZoey. Zoe, however it is spelled, is like the next Kayla, MacKenzie orMadison. It gained popularity for being unique, and now it's justcommon.
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